older,greyer, cynicaler, finally on this, probably just in time for it to disappear.

earth. for the moment
Replying to @expertmarket
And you tell young people today that they used to pay you to write for them.......and they don’t believe you.
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Well it had to happen sometime. Portadown Orange Order smarter than Sinn Fein, they’ve come in out of the rain.
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If it’s not nailed down…….
Did anyone in the know ever follow up with this grand theft from the White House last year?! Seems to me someone should know where that historic desk now sits and if it’s in the gilded but moldy Mar A Lago mausoleum it should be brought back IMMEDIATELY! #WhereIsTheResoluteDesk
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TheReverendRSlicker#FBPE retweeted
The blond guy is happier than his girlfriend
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No Shit, it was Scappatichi, whatever next?
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In reference to Soldier F. Their behaviour the previous week at Magilligan strand appalled other Army officers at the scene so much they requested the paras be returned to barracks. Of course they weren't and the Little Group of Paras theory became real the following week.
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Shock horror as famous golf person admits that as a professional golfer he’s not really there to inspire anyone. It’s nothing to do with him all he’s there to do is play golf…….
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I hope nobody got heatstroke wearing the Kneecap woolly faces at Glastonbury. Remember, stay hydrated Shalom.
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Dear God the military parade in Washington, whoever the band are they’re doing Zep riffs. Break out the Daft Punk, but I hope Jimmy Page is getting a wedge out of this.
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I’m watching the Washington US Army parade. Does anyone remember the Shinner who used to turn up at rallies in the American combat jacket, with Air Cav badges. ‘The horse they couldn’t ride, the line they wouldn’t cross and the colour of the badge said it all’.
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Stand by for a couple of prominent. ‘I know I wrote that, but what I meant was …..and I’m really really sorry’
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The Reverend Jim Dowson, is this God having a laugh?
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Happy Twelfth, Y’All.
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The day after the signing of the Belfast Agreement. We were all in what used to be one of the best bars in Belfast. The media barman was handing pints of Guinness with shamrocks to all members of the press. ‘Can I have a hand on mine’ I couldn’t get served for months after that
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Paul Francis Kossoff passed away this day 1976.
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Apart from a sparsely contested European Parliament election. Has Farage ever actually come first in any democratic vote? If the Conservatives take him on, what will it be eighth time lucky. They’re backing this seven time loser to win two elections back to back Funtime.
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