Gambling on life's odds, sipping Miller Lites, and stirring the pot 🇺🇸
New Jersey, USA
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Normal every day American takes matters into his own hands, says the Lord’s Prayer, his final words are “Let’s roll” and he lays down his life to protect his fellow countrymen.
It’s just amazing that our country can naturally produce people like this. We don’t need anyone else.
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How the lone juror looks at you when you ask him to agree post partum depression and a large supplement stack is an adequate excuse for strangling three children to death with a rubber fitness band.
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Girl I’m on a date with: “so where do you get your news from?”
“I’m in a racist group chat.”
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Nigga tore his HDMI, ARC, CPU and RAM 💔✌️ speedy recovery robonigga
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Last night at the jersey shore for the summer . Walked into the local tavern we frequent and sat at the bar, and 2 Miller Lites sitting there. “Saw you coming in.” - bartender…me
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It's like we're living in the great depression but filled with Indians too
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My blood cells watching me pick off the scab they've been working on for 28 hours for the fourth time
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If I hear another Boomer conservative bitching about Gen Z ordering DoorDash I’m going to become a communist. It’s true their grandparents always cooked homemade meals. But that’s because grandma stayed at home and grandpa had a union job and nobody could reach him after 5. They had a house with a full kitchen and 3 kids by 25. Meanwhile half of Gen Z men are forced to compete with the entire population of South America for some 12 hour long shift HVAC job that barely pays the rent. They’re 30 and nobody cooks for them because they can’t find any women who’ll marry them when they can’t even afford a starter home in the ghetto. The other half of Gen Z men are busting their ass competing with the entire populations of India and China for some 70 hour a week powerpoint job that asks them for updates on the slides at 3AM. They can’t find anyone to cook for them either, because every women around them is convinced that being a mother and cooking for a man is beneath them because they’re gonna save the world when they become VP of Marketing at MegaCorp in 20 years.
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