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The PM. “Mr Burnham declared his election ‘could be a turning point’ for the nation, asserting that voters had ‘voted for change’ by choosing him as their MP.” One seat choosing an MP is not the nation voting for change, and the rhetoric treats a local result as something larger than it is. A single constituency by-election is not a national mandate, and treating it as one is the same old standard political inflation that’s so dog eared it’s time to burn the book. He won a by-election with 24,927 votes in Makerfield. That’s 0.019% of the current national electorate. 48.2 million voters never saw a ballot paper.
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I know everything feels bleak. All the world’s problems … It’s a lot. But … Let’s not forget the nuances, the minutiae, the minor irks and irritants. This is one of mine. It’s a beautiful sofa; 7.5 ft of glorious, velvety indulgence. It’s my favourite place. It’s mine. And yet here we fucking are.
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Been nurturing an apple tree for months. Dug up, balled, unwanted, offered, taken, replanted. All but naked, clearly neglected, figured why not? Months of meeting its needs, watching it slowly recover, rewarded by new leaves and branches followed by a glorious blossoming bloom a couple of months ago. Decided to get a close up shot of it (below) and ask an AI what species of apple it is. Having got an answer and not believing it I did the same with a two additional AI apps. It's a pear tree. I've been cuckooed.
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Every time dog dinner isn't delivered at 17:00 hrs she does this, similar, or worse. We've talked about it many, many times. It's an ongoing conversation. Right at the end she snatched a bag of crisps. Oi.
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Couple of patriot dogs doing the do in Makerfield yesterday. They want to know when the Restore bandana will be out. @RestoreBritain_ @RupertLowe10
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Heading back to Makerfield. Good people are out there, pounding the streets, hoping they make a difference, hoping their contribution will heal the UK. This is how change is effected - the power of the people. The Pennines looked ominous his morning; reflecting the mood of the country and the absolute disappointment in the ruling class. Its time to heal the UK. Free itself of the parasitic elite. Stand for what's decent or drown in the chaos caused by the dangerous bastards pulling the UK's strings.
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Great turnout so far. Everyone's now canvassing in their designated areas. Great mood, the commitment is tangible.
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Here’s hoping … the DWP are run by silly buggers.
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What happens when you make a statement without reading the room? The backlash is harsh, real, loud. Switching comments off is what cowards do. Stand by your words … or don’t speak them.
Fucking magic. How the fuck are professionals who have a responsibility to keep people safe (medical professionals, social workers, police etc) supposed to work with non-English speakers? Rupert Lowe is a cunt.
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Aye. And those being abused by this fuckish system will remember which side their fellow Irish military/police men and women chose to stand with. Shame on them.
The Army has started towing away equipment! The Irish Forces are now taking sides with the tyrant Government! We all know who stands by who now 🇮🇪
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Slipped Cheese retweeted
Please, if you do not live in Ireland, keep sharing posts about the situation on the ground. The Irish Government have deployed the Military to break up protests today, and they might “temporarily” shut down the Internet to stop footage from getting out. It’s getting bad. 🙏
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Slipped Cheese retweeted
Is a revolution unfolding in Ireland. 🇮🇪 Day 3 of farmers, truckers and hauliers fuel protests and blockades of depots and ports…and the country is grinding to a halt. Massive rises in fuel costs, insane carbon taxes, very limited help from the government and an EU that refuses to allow countries like Spain to cut VAT have pushed these businesses over the edge. They simply cannot pay their expenses any more let alone make a profit. And more and more of the Irish people are backing them. The government are threatening to bring in the army. If that happens all bets are off, anything could erupt….yet zero coverage of it on mainstream British news🤷‍♂️ Support Irish farmers, support Irish truckers, support British farmers.
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The world would become a far darker place without dogs in it. My dogs enhance lives, not least mine. This one is a Top Class Kitchen Scraps Bin. Bar none.
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An MP stood in Westminster the other day asking for MP’s rhetoric to be measured against the Nolan principles. Let’s have a look at these Nolan principles. The Nolan Principles (officially the Seven Principles of Public Life) are the UK’s core ethical standards for anyone in public office, including folks such as MPs, ministers, civil servants, councillors, police, NHS staff; basically anyone handling public money or power. Created post Lord Nolan’s 1995 committee after some messy scandals within government. The point of them? To remind everyone that public roles are about serving the public, not yourself. Here is the concise version straight from gov.uk, slightly tweaked over time for clarity: 1. Selflessness
Holders of public office should act solely in terms of the public interest. 2. Integrity
Holders of public office should not place themselves under any financial or other obligation to outside individuals or organisations that might seek to influence them in performing official duties. They must declare and resolve any interests and relationships. 3. Objectivity
Holders of public office must act and take decisions impartially, fairly and on merit, using the best evidence and without discrimination or bias. 4. Accountability
Holders of public office are accountable to the public for their decisions and actions and must submit themselves to the scrutiny necessary to ensure this. 5. Openness
Holders of public office should act and take decisions in an open and transparent manner. Information should not be withheld from the public unless there are clear and lawful reasons. 6. Honesty
Holders of public office should be truthful. 7. Leadership
Holders of public office should exhibit these principles in their own behaviour and support others to do the same. They should treat others with respect. Who in Parliament abides by all, or even some.
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What a wonderful set of videos about the UK and its long, complex history, its people, its places of heritage, its discoveries, its achievements, and so much more. This is who and what built the U.K. Be proud of it.
Proudofus.uk
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This woman is livid, 2 schools on her estate where she lives and theyve turned the caretakers house into a HMO for foreigners. 2 men have already been arrested 🤬🤷‍♀️
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What a crock. Was a work coach, I became unwell, offered med retirement; I resigned wanting to return to my post. I wasn’t treated for 5 yrs 7 months. All too little, too late. As for my customer journey as an ex work coach? Disgraceful, discriminatory, inhuman.
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