Being silly. If I've said something offensive, try hearing it in a British accent Dogs whisper to me.

Cape Ann, Massachusetts
I wonder if it is possible to quantify how much of an effect improved travel and communication has had in terms of benefiting incumbent politicians.
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I have low enthusiasm for today.
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Driving my new girlfriend home after a party, almost at her place when she looks at me and said along the lines of, "why are you bringing me here?" "Didn't want to take you for granted" ~ Told a friend last week that I have no 'game'. "You have. It's being you." she said. Blush.
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Error on my part. Big mistake. Going to be a bad night by the looks of things "• Varying Lactose Amounts: You might handle a small splash of milk in coffee, but react strongly to a large bowl of ice cream or a heavy cream sauce."
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Either my trousers have ensmallenned themselves or my arse has enbiggenned
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Intuition/empathy/prescience/overthinking/oversensitivity, whatever the fuck you want to call it, can be a total mind-fuck.
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Ok. It's triggered grief, that's all. Just taken me a while to get there. Sucks being right about something, particularly when it's all out of one's control and in the past, but recognizing *what" has bubbled up from my roilng vat of emotion might be helpful. Unenthusiastic"Yay!"
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Going to make a bumper sticker that says, " Give cyclists four feet because six inches isn't enough"
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One of the best uses of my Ring camera is helping me to find my glasses/air compressor, the dogs etc.
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Trying to arrange myself in four dogs on a three persons sofa. Not yet comfortable, but I am having the top with my head licked
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I drink a gallon and a half of milk a week.
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The importance of margins of error in markets for consumer protection. I wondernif greater accuracy makes things worse/more expensive as producers have more accurate gauges for consumption enabling tighter control of higher pricing. I don't think I know enough to expand on this
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So triceps and motorcycles are hot. Who knew?
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One of those morning when I'm so used to forgetting a spoon I go and get a spoon even though today I remembered. I forgot that I remembered. FML.
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Regret is a bit like holding a grudge against yourself, isn't it?
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"Are you medically trained?" Is just a normal question that doctors ask, right?
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So an old friend died last night. We weren't close, but we'd see each other at a couple of regular parties a year and I'd always have fun chatting with her and her husband for an hour or two. Great person, suddenly just not around any more. I'm sad about this.
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It's not normal to see an offer for 21 pigeon decoys and think "I wonder what I could use those for" rather than " I don't need those", is it?
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I didn't do any gardening this year as I was too busy. Consequently weeds took over most of my yard well usually I would at least cut most of them down. Anyway one of these is produced these annoying Mikey seed pods which cling to my clothes and go through them and are sooo itchy
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Spiky seed pods. I don't know what a Mikey seed. If itching like a tweaker coming down from a high right now, because I've spent four days working on my van, nicely on my back in the dirt and spiky seeds.
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