I like the battle cats, strategy games, and fighting games. I enjoy fast characters. I am human.

Somewhere
I wonder what's gonna happen.
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Was suspicious that this bitch was a termite in disguise. Her ass ordered the house salad.
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What do bungee jumpers and gay men have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
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Some of you shitheels don't even know proper grammar and it angers me.
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I'm suprised I can do this on controller.
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My internal body temperature has got to be way too high, because what the fuck do you mean I am getting a brain freeze from a glass of cold water?
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Stock horse neigh sound effect or something. I dunno I got nothing today.
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If I had a disability of any kind I'd let it be known so I can hear new insults. I wish to expand my vocabulary.
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Electrocuting a horse does not increase its horsepower.
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Commiting to the bit has led me to places I wouldn't even go with a gun.
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Took such a fat shit that I might as well have been building a log cabin in the toilet bowl.
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Going to the "Flea market" today. Hope there's no aptly named bugs there.
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ORIGINAL RECIPE ROOTBEER
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Is liking your own tweets equivalent to trying to bend down and sucking your own dick?
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Took this picture to show my Canadian friend whos never seen a Casey's what kind of bullshit happens in this gas station, only to get by drink for free for a reason I don't know.
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Do lesbians look at women with fat fingers and say something like "Damn she's packing" or not?
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If the river runs red, use the dirt road instead.
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I just wanted to take a shower man. What the fuck.
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Sometimes I look back at things I do and wonder if people plot to kill me because of them.
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"They're probably going to just play a sound effect and hang him off screen, I doubt they'd just pull a Sayori-"
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