I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!

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The way they’re disrespecting the magnificent potato is a disgrace.
Does In-n-Out have the worst French fries of any American fast food chain?
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No one likes patent leather pancakes. No one!
WHY ARE MY PANCAKES SO CLEAN WHAT AM I DOING RIGHT
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I just said dummies like THIS are the reason there’s no good R&B.
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While this is good in “friend group” settings, there’s apparently something about being a wife that makes a roadtrip the fastest nod off in existence…& as husbands, we’re ready for the “that drive wasnt’t that bad” when they wake up.
Idk how yall were raised but if it’s just 2 people in the car, you’re not supposed to go to sleep in the passenger seat unless you’re switching off taking turns driving.
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35 years ago today…A Tribe Called Quest dropped The Low End Theory….greatest hip hop album of all time!
FRSHOUT Hip Hop
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Notice this wasn't on this list cause we know they'd mop the floor w/ these choices.
WHO HAD THE BEST DUET? 👀
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John Anderson retweeted
Now the weirdos are mad at Patrick Clancy because he didn’t stay with his crazy wife after she killed his children 🙄 You can’t make this stuff up.
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Imagine publically questioning someone's "toughness" & when YOUR toughness is questioned in return, you move the goalpost to intellect? That is neither tough nor smart.

ALT Confused Hands Up GIF by STRAPPED!

lol in middle school they was teaching me french not how to fight. I was learning Shakespeare not squabbling. Boys can spot fake J’s but can’t solve for X, make it make sense 😭😭
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“Fool me can’t get fooled again!”
Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 4 times…. I’m an idiot.
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Revisiting this one…currently wearing my new $100 (cause of upgraded lenses) Prada glasses. Use your benefits, folks!
Can I use my HSA to get some Gucci shades out of Neiman’s?? I mean, it’s health related ..
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If we’re being honest, this is the same amount of injuries as usual. What’s DIFFERENT is the “who” is getting hurt. When it’s an interior lineman, backup LB or special teams guy, no one notices. But, when it’s guys in the promo vids, it raises eyebrows.
Nfl has a major problem on their hands. Injuries are out of hand. Been getting worse by the year. But the amount of backup QBs already playing in mid September is how the consumer changes the channel
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I gotta ask…w/o trying to sound sarcastic…how are they committing fraud WHILE never filing a claim? There wouldn’t be any exchange of funds except THEM paying for coverage.
Replying to @atrupar
You forgot about the part that they did not respond to email or other forms of communication. Never filing a claim is suspicious, but not being able to be contacted is a red flag. Are you are not concerned with fraudsters stealing this money meant for people that need it? Most people are unless you are in the Walz admin in MN.
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John Anderson retweeted
Mfs call you silver spoon cause yo parents did their job 😭 sorry paper plate 🤣
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POTUS out here hittin us w/ the Shaggy defense…
NOW: Trump blames the Iran War on Pete Hegseth
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John Anderson retweeted
Meet MAGAt Scott DesJarlais—the "100% pro-life" GOP Congressman representing Tennessee's 4th district, with a heavy dose of "rules for thee, but not for me." While championing strict anti-abortion laws for everyone else, court records and audio logs proved he pressured his mistress to get an abortion and mutually agreed to two more with his ex-wife. Yes, that’s three abortions for the ultimate family-values conservative. But wait, it gets better: the mistress was actually his active medical patient. The Tennessee Board of Medical Examiners had to formally reprimand him for unprofessional conduct because apparently, "doctor-patient boundaries" are just a suggestion. Good to know that a lifetime anti-abortion voting record magically washes away three personal abortions. Hypocrisy at its absolute finest.
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She was hot coming off of Players Club, but yes…she was a terrible actress in both.
Speaking of people who can't act, why they put this lady on that show? 😭😭
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This is a rigged contest. Bone in, Popeyes clears, but them fake, compressed chicken-like Popeyes tenders ain’t seeing Canes, man.
Popeyes or Raising Canes?
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All Halal (like Kosher) labeling does is save consumers time looking up a products processing. It’s not “pandering.” My wife (Christian) doesn’t eat pork. When she sees something new she might like, she looks up whether they use pork in their process. Labeling helps.
Tillamook didn’t just slap a new symbol on the package. The company changed its cheesemaking process years ago, switching to a vegetarian rennet that carries Halal certification. Today, Tillamook says the majority of its cheeses are Halal certified. That was a deliberate business decision to make the product meet Islamic dietary standards. They’re free to do it. And I’m free to say I don’t like it one bit.
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Legit question, w/ zero sarcasm Nick…if the Republicans control everything today, why not now?
Gas prices are going to be back down to $1.75 per gallon after the November Election. Trust in President Trump. Vote Republican. Save America.
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So, folks are mad when they buy cars & jewelry AND they’re mad when they purchase real estate?
BREAKING: College footballers are now buying homes with NIL endorsement money instead of living in dorms
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