Broke, intellectually challenged, and uniquely unqualified to handle money. Luckily, none of this is financial advice. For entertainment purposes only.
Those who can't do, teach. This is especially true in the finance space. Most people giving you advice either don't know what they're doing and have no experience, or have failed miserably personally.
If active investing worked, how come most funds, professionals, in an individual investors significantly underperform broad indexes on a multi-decade view?