We go wildly cosmic with our wonderful visitor E. Luther €Lamid¥on. Occupants of interplanetary topics include farming, solar-staring, Summer House, and the big moon rocks debacle! “It was a great trip,” … on an all new existential space voyage known to us as SmartLess.
Settle your face — we’ve got @Pixies. Where is our mind? On things like the dictionary, the draft, communal showers, and the highly-underrated color brown …on an all-new @SmartLess. @SeanHayes#JasonBateman@arnettwill
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Throw on a nightshirt and a bonnet– it’s Jennifer Lawrence. The Sass, a legacy of chaos, and hockey equipment in the boiler room on an all-new @SmartLess. @SeanHayes#JasonBateman@arnettwill
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This week we find Mr. @rickygervais, dusting off old awards from 20 years ago (again!?). Honesty is funny, so how do we look in these slacks? Welcome to an all-new @SmartLess. @SeanHayes#JasonBateman@arnettwill
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From Shameless to SmartLess — it’s Jeremy Allen White! We chat dancing, cookies, and dream-roles this week (and our favorite Chicago lunches). It’s an all-new @SmartLess. @SeanHayes#JasonBateman@arnettwill
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Grab your breakfast sushi – it’s Walton Goggins. Seven horses, five camels, two gallons of yak vodka, and an eagle hunter. This is your reality… on an all-new @SmartLess. @SeanHayes#JasonBateman@arnettwill
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Collapse your stroller: it’s @LauraDern. Sixteen ice cream cones, the hardest acting job of her life, and Nepo Hayes. Save it for the sequel, guys… it’s an all-new @SmartLess. @SeanHayes#JasonBateman@arnettwill
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What's that at the door? It's a box with our dumb faces on it! 🎁 Unwrap the gift of SmartLess this holiday season with this limited-edition fan box full of goodies. We only made 100 of these, so get 'em while they're hot, hot, hot! siriusxmstore.com/SmartLessF…
Step into our stretch limousine — it’s Benedict Cumberbatch. Corndogs, Nature vs. Nurture, and [very lightly touching upon] How-To Clean Yourself. It’s a podcast called @SmartLess, k? @SeanHayes#JasonBateman@arnettwill
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It’s our start-gift: Claire Danes. Cursed cows, Moroccan cats, a Kentucky Schnoodle, and “very cute dirt.” It’s another episode of ‘How To Remain Employed and Local,’ AKA @SmartLess. @SeanHayes#JasonBateman@arnettwill
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Take the Jimmy Jet to Timbuktu: it’s Tom Freston. No experience in television, selling toilet paper, various red-light districts, and a Bob Marley ring-tone on an all-new @SmartLess. @SeanHayes#JasonBateman@arnettwill
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Ok with the pretzels; it’s David Duchovny. A ship of fools, Dads’ novels, making music, and finalllllly teaching Jason how to read. On an all-new @SmartLess. @SeanHayes#JasonBateman@arnettwill
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Get your claws out: it’s Oscar Isaac. Memory, dance belts, Travis picking, and the buddy system. The river doesn’t dam itself… on an all-new @SmartLess. @SeanHayes#JasonBateman@arnettwill
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Let's pack the Bowl for SmartLess LIVE! 🤩 On Saturday, November 15, we'll rock the @HollywoodBowl with two very special mystery guests. BYEEEEEE your tickets today! smartless.com/live
This week it’s one of the greats: Julia Roberts. Selling shoes, love letters, a weatherman on Donahue, and the mystery elves that are insurance… on an all-new @SmartLess. @SeanHayes#JasonBateman@arnettwill
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Fill the lighter with butane, it’s Michelle Pfeiffer. Honeywagon territory, mildewy screenplays, the trauma of stenography, and cutting Al’s finger. Welcome to an all-new @SmartLess. @SeanHayes#JasonBateman@arnettwill
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Folks are doing carpentry— it’s the dulcet tones of Kate McKinnon! ASMR, traffic, chicken juice, and Natalie’s mother’s costume jewelry. This is chaos. Welcome to @SmartLess. @SeanHayes#JasonBateman@arnettwill
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One night only: Bateman will overthink, Sean will overshare, Will may derail everything. Two special mystery guests to be revealed. SmartLess Live @HollywoodBowl: Saturday, November 15. Big laughs, mystery guests* (*we’ll find out together!) Tickets on sale TODAY!
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.@melrobbins joins our friend group! A Gabor latte, what’s really under the soda can in the green room trash bin, and did they pick up incidentals? On an all-new @SmartLess. @SeanHayes#JasonBateman@arnettwill
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