BALL KNOWERS vs. THE WORLD Finding hilarity in this circus we call professional sports.

Michigan, USA
Kyle retweeted
The Red Wings if they had a league average penalty kill
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Me when Red Wings fans are booing and chirping Larkin: Do whatever you gotta do Me when a player on the opposing team chirps Larkin:
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Kyle retweeted
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Todd McLellan tells Detroit reporters that Dylan Larkin will play tonight, pending clearance from doctors 👀 After a summer involving his trade request going public and subsequently no longer being the captain of the team, Larkin is looking to make his season debut tonight vs the Senators 🏒
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I wish the red wings were cool like this 😭
The Sharks beer skate is awesome
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Red Wings owner Chris Ilitch possibly used AI to write his statement on LinkedIn 😭 (via wingedwheelmedia/IG)
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If Duren starts shooting 2-3 3pt a game, I will apologize for everything I said about him.
More from Jalen Duren:
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We got Chris Ilitch gaslighting before a Dylan Larkin trade, permanent GM announcement, and Simon Edvinsson signing/trade.
Chris Ilitch posted about Detroit Red Wings opening night in LinkedIn on Monday, acknowledging how fans feel. “I recognize fan frustrations. I get it and certainly feel the same. Like our city, the Red Wings have experienced incredible triumphs and faced difficult challenges but have always met them with grit and determination,” his post reads.
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Devin Booker in the LCA for the first Pistons preseason game. The signs are there… #DetroitBasketball
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Isaiah Stewart ➡️ John Collins. 💪🏻😤
DILLON BROOKS AND JOHN COLLINS FIGHT 🍿 NBA IS BACK 🔥🔥🔥
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Really sad that we are getting old. Good on Ovi though. Legend.
Alex Ovechkin announced to his teammates this morning that this season will be his final in the NHL
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Kyle retweeted
Season No. 22 will be Alex Ovechkin's last ❤️
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Morning sports fans, hope you enjoyed your weekends! Have fun going to work today.
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“Leave Hubbard and McMillan open, I got a parlay to hit” #OnePride
I promise you don’t have to cover your mouth when calling plays Kelvin Sheppard Nobody is stealing the shit you’re calling
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The Detroit Pistons play basketball today. #DetroitBasketball
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The hits just keep on coming
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"How are things going for the Red Wings?"
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Kyle retweeted
a second Red Wing has requested a trade
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If anyone feels like they have to attend the next @DetroitRedWings home game bc they already paid for tickets I am wiling to buy a few to keep the seats as empty as possible. Dead serious.
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Right off the face off is crazy.
Grand Rapids Griffins
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