The world would be a better place if people understood the difference between A truth, and THE truth. Like, A truth is that what I said might have hurt your feelings. And that may be true. But THE truth is that you're a just a huge pussy. Perspective.

If the government knows where the jobs are and that people are needed for those jobs. Why are they funding colleges giving out gender studies instead of funding the students working towards those jobs. Need a neurologist? fund the neurology student. Not the college.

How many cats have to be strays before they become a pride of wildcats? If they were wild when we domesticated wouldn't not-domesticated cats just be wild again? My head hurts.

I'm not one to pass up a pat on the back for a good job done. But we need to be clear. Trump didn't magically end a war. He got them to agree to sign a piece of paper saying they won't attack for 2 weeks. By all means, it it a good start. But this doesn't end any war.

When is @veritasium going to do an episode about why our heads fit so easily into things, but are so hard to get back out?

Has anyone ever noticed. When inclement weather happens at random, everyone says "man i haven't seen weather like this in years" But when inclement weather happens when its inconvenient, everyone says "that bitch Darpa is doing this, I just know it."

I feel like Rockstars reasoning behind a pride parade, if not a QTE or cutscene would be one of two things. Either a way to get streamers banned and and gamers to find themselves with a deactivated account and have to purchase another account and game. Any interaction with a pride parade is either not a playable portion of the game. Or its a trap.

Help. Its been 15 years since this happened last and im not what I used to be. Its 5 am. I have to leave at 830. But I haven't slept yet. Do I sleep for 3 hours and risk not waking up to my alarms. Or drink 3 monsters and hope for the best.

How long before Memers change the mandalorians "This is the way" Into "no, Jesus is the way".

Leave South Park alone. Their episode didn't kill Charlie Kirk.

Anyone else's brain work like this. I saw a video of a snake eating its tail. I said. "Thats an ouroboros. Aurora borealis. David Boreanaz. Damn I need to watch Bones again sometime."

Twitter used to be liberals writing liberal bullshit. Now X is a bunch of conservatives writing about how stupid the liberal bullshit on Twitter is. And other conservatives reposting that liberal bullshit. Then complaining about how much liberal bullshit they see on Twitter.

I got a new bedside lamp that has USB chargers slots. Popped one in and spent 3 minutes flipping the charger to get my phone to charge. I did not plug the lamp in.

How has @DOGE not investigated the DOJ for wasting thousands on black ink and paper for those useless epstein binders.

Were the boxes on those trucks for epsteins yardsale?

My life goal. I want to write the greatest novel in the world. A story filled with suspense. A love story that will make you want to rekindle your marriage. Sadness enough to make a grown man tear up but not cry. A story for the ages. Then I want it printed with no spaces.

The left is perfectly fine with being wrong. They just don't like being PROVEN wrong.

Just so everyone is clear. Stocks are gambling. Not retirement. Sometimes you roll 7s. Sometimes the house wins. Problem today is that America isn't the house you're losing to. And noone is buying you a scotch for the bad luck.

If you break into my home. I have no reason to believe anything other than, you are here to harm me. If you block a highway, and jump on my truck. I have no reason to believe anything other than, you are here to harm me. If you vote to take away my rights. I have no reason to believe anything other than, you are here to harm me.

Dear @realDonaldTrump when will Americans get to defend themselves without being criminalized. Its great you support first responders. But I am my first responder. No charges for vehicles driving through riots blocking streets. Or shooting home invaders. Nationwide.