abandoned checkout tip: send the first nudge within an hour, not the next day. by tomorrow they've bought it somewhere else or forgotten they wanted it
clients ask for an ai agent. nine times out of ten what they need is the shopify export landing in the sheet they already open every monday. i still call it an agent. everyone's happy
automate these on any shopify store before spending a euro on ads:
1. abandoned checkouts that sound human
2. 'where is my order' replies with tracking
3. stock alerts on bestsellers
4. review requests a week after delivery
5. weekly margin reports
boring. that's the point.
i taught claude to produce music inside ableton. 🔊
by day i run a marketing agency and automate ecommerce with ai.
here: the automations that work, the ones that don't, and the jokes in between.
YouTube will let you describe the feed you want in plain words and Gemini builds it.
In 2005 we called that the search bar.
The twist: the old algorithm learned from what you watch at 1 a.m. The new one listens to what you type at 9. Now you pick which one is the real you.
Rent: up. Coffee: up. Eggs: up.
AI: two big labs cut prices on the same day this week, one by half.
Genius-level reasoning now costs less than a flat white, and my to-do list still hasn't moved.
Turns out the bottleneck was never intelligence.
Suno says v6 was trained partly on its own users' creations.
So somewhere deep in that model is a file called 'sad lofi type beat FINAL v43 (USE THIS ONE)' and it is load-bearing.
Kroger expected its AI shopping assistant to shrink baskets. They grew: less time planning dinner, more time to think about extras.
AI saved me 20 minutes. I spent them on three kinds of hummus.
Every time-saver has the same fine print: the time you save is already spoken for.