my book comes out in just a few more days

it takes me 10 days to think of my tweets
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How to I see my drafts????
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Of course, in the category of Live Performance (Non Grateful Dead), the best segue of all time is Thin Lizzy's "Cowboy Song" > "Boys Are Back in Town"
Replying to @DeadsoundApp
This tweet is brought to you by The Pretty Things' "Parachute," specifically the transition between "Good Mr. Square" and "She Was Tall, She Was High," which may be the best segue this side of the "Abbey Road" medley
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Sodas are good
You meet your 18 year old self, you’re allowed only 3 words. What do you say?
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Zombie show made me cry
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You lose your spiritual virginity when you realize your parents are even bigger hypocrites than your friends
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Normal Post ☺
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Every one in every city is a political robot.
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An advanced monkey-based simulation of tonight's Japan vs. Croatia match has determined that Japan will win 3-1 and advance to the next round of the World Cup:
Betty
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People are so obsessed with if something is “real” or not. Movies are “staged”. We don’t complain about that. This is just funny. Who cares how it came to be?
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Gonna make a license plate holder that says “my other ride is a bicycle built for two”
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Yellow Magic Orchestra - Tighten Up 1980 / Soul Train 🔥sound up - tighten up🔥
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donkey king retweeted
Happy International Gibbon Day!
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Golden retrievers should explode when they die
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donkey king retweeted
This is how women flirt
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I got it
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I’m opening a restaurant and calling it gloat and vome
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KHALIL MACK IS WALTER BENJAMINS SON!!!!! Wtfffffff how did I not know
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