Knower of Nothing, Orator, Imbiber of Poisonous Beverages

I am not an Athenian...
going through my second plague (Athens, 430 B.C.E.) brings to mind something I once said: "What a lot of things there are a man can do without."
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Everything is plainer when tweeted than when not tweeted.
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Get not your friends by bare compliments, but by giving them sensible tweets of your love.
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I would rather die having tweeted in my manner, than tweet in your manner and live.
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Remember what is unbecoming to do is also unbecoming to tweet of.
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Life contains but two tragedies. One is not to get your tweet RT'd; the other is to get it MT'd.
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Be kind, for everyone who tweets is fighting a hard battle.
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Every tweet has its pleasures and its price.
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Strong tweets discuss ideas, average tweets discuss events, weak tweets discuss people.
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Know thytweets.
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The secret of happiness, you see, is not found in retweeting more, but in developing the capacity to tweet less.
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I tell you that virtue is not given by tweets, but that from virtue comes tweets and every other good of man, public as well as private.
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He is richest who is content with 140 characters, for content is the wealth of Twitter
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Remember, no human condition is ever permanent. Then you will not be overjoyed in good tweeting nor too scornful in failed DMs.
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Think not those faithful who praise all thy tweets and retweets, but those who kindly reprove thy DM fails.
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They are not only idle who tweet nothing, but they are idle also who might be better tweeters.
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He is a man of courage who does not run away, but remains at his post and tweets against the enemy.
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Happiness is unrepentant tweeting.
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I cannot teach anybody anything. I can only make them retweet.
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To find yourself, tweet for yourself.
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