listen to me. we’re going to get a bunch of guys together and go into the woods. we’re going to bring back something big

Inventing a character to take the world by storm

“I’m sorry. I was wrong.” Oh, don’t mind me. Just practicing in case I ever do anything wrong.

When is a boner pill company gonna be brave enough to offer a suppository

Announcing that I have a project in the works that I intend to quietly abandon

My building has every inconvenience. It’s gonna make life much harder for me 😃

“You walk to the beach at sunset, and you see all these teenagers on the shore chatting and wondering what the world looks like across the sea. What life looks like. It's breaking. And should break everybody. I want them free.” — Yahya Sinwar, 2018 Liberation becomes inevitable; it becomes irresistible.

October 7th, Palestine remains.🇵🇸

It’s about respect

Sex from a girl who has sex with you

My life isn’t really like castration movie at all but that’s ok

I went 2school w/a cloak since1st days;it was uncomfortable 2wear it in front f other kids,but I tried 2make up 4it by being naughty&playful

No I don’t want to “yap” about our “hyperfixations” with you. I want to talk regular style and then have irregular style sex

I don’t really do “spooky season.” I’m 29 and alone

Guys I’m getting really excited from all that soda. Let’s jump on the bed

flight attendant: is anyone on this flight a lifelong dilettante? we need someone who just dabbles with a bit of everything right now

I’ve also been invited into the homes of Jewish New Yorkers I just think it’s gauche to talk about