Draw the curtains. The comedy is over. 🎭 DMs off
Offstage, Past the Kuiper Belt
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این رو میدونستین؟ 😂
از برندگان جوایز یک مجمع صلح و بشردوستانه در هندوستان:
سال قبل: نیکلای چائوشسکو، دیکتاتور رومانی، جایزه صلح جهانی
سال بعد: مسعود رجوی، جایزه «خدمات بشردوستانه بینالمللی»
رسماً طنزِ تاریخ حد و مرز نداره. 🫠
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september 22 marks the start of the 1980 iran-iraq war. celebrating the Persian new year surrounded by sandbags and live RPG rounds in the frontlines.
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وقتی هلیکوپتر 40 میلیون دلاریِ فوقسریِ Stealth در شب شکار اسامه بنلادن سقوط کرد، قانون فقط یک چیز بود:
«هیچ ردی برای دشمن باقی نذار.»
نیروهای SEAL قبل از خروج از ایبتآباد مجبور شدن منفجرش کنند تا فناوری Stealth به دست پاکستان و چین نیفته.
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finally. official permission to look at the Moon.
Get ready with us to observe the Moon 💅
One more week until International Observe the Moon Night! You’re invited to celebrate our nearest neighbor in space, together with people all over the world.
Find an event near you, or observe on your own: go.nasa.gov/ObserveTheMoon
ALT Collage of images: The Moon, with the Apollo 15 landing region (Hadley-Apennine) outlined and labeled, overlaps with a photo of an astronaut reaching out to touch a rover on the lunar surface. In the same photo, behind the astronaut, a dramatically shadowed grey hill rises towards a black sky. In the sky, text reads “International Observe the Moon Night” “September 19, 2026”. Along the bottom edge is a partial, zoomed-out screenshot view of a Moon Map document, with highlighted areas of the Moon, close-up photos, and location labels.
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Annual reminder that global security, airport friction, and decades of foreign policy were rewritten on an otherwise ordinary Tuesday morning.
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it's a phase transition. Systems don't decay smoothly, they sit near a critical threshold until smth (COVID disruption, phones,take your pick) pushes the whole population past it, and everyone drops together.
That cliff after 2018 isn't decline. It's the signature of a collapse
Every three years the OECD, a club of mostly rich countries, releases the results of international school tests sat by 15-year-olds all across the world. Anyone who cares about the young of today should be alarmed at this year’s scores bit.ly/4zXPj6g
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وقتی بعد از 11 بار ادیتِ مقاله فکر میکنم میتونم اقتصاد مملکت رو هم کالیبره کنم… 🌀
Cooper, it’s not possible -
No, it’s necessary -
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جوری که مردم ایران دارن در برابر گرانی، تورم، سقوط ارزش پول ملی، دلار، بحران انرژی و بیبرقی مقاومت میکنن:
#Iran
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من هر بار که میرم خرید و قیمتها رو میبینم:
#Iran
#SavingPrivateRyan
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Roman just launched with a field of view 100x bigger than Hubble. it’s about to map a billion galaxies.
Hubble who? 😄
LIVE: Today’s the day!
@NASARoman is getting ready to head to its new home 1 million miles from Earth, where it will change how we view the universe. Liftoff is currently scheduled for 7:26am ET (1126 UTC). nitter.net/i/broadcasts/1wxWjlbAb…
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godspeed Roman, go find us some galaxies 🤩💫
It's a great day to be a space fan! @NASARoman lifted off on its journey of discovery at 7:26am ET (1126 UTC) from @NASAKennedy.
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June 5, 1944. 5:00 PM.
General Eisenhower talking to the 101st Airborne paratroopers hours before D-Day.
His air commander warned this would be a "futile slaughter" with up to 75% casualties. Hours before this footage, Ike wrote a secret note in his pocket taking 100% BLAME if
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the invasion failed.
Lt. Wallace Strobel (facing Ike at 0:20) had no idea he was part of a moment that changed world history.
#DDay
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Even with USDT breaking 200,000 tomans in Iran, the shitcoin you promised would go “to the moon” can’t even crawl past a few cents.
@elonmusk, you’re literally the worst market-maker in human history.
Do something, or change your handle to @ElonLeftist already!🦧
#CryptoMarket
Hey @elonmusk Dad, 4.5 years since April 2021 "#Dogecoin to the literal moon" tweet…
Still waiting at 17¢, not $1! 😤
Pump this good boy NOW or from today I’m calling you #ElonLeftist forever. 🤣
worse promises than the left!
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#CryptoMarket
#DogeTo1DollarOrElonLeftist
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Progress:
Grok now: “I don’t know.”
@grok a few weeks ago:
“Allow me to introduce Komura’s 1967 theorem.”
There was no theorem. 😭
…Good job, Grok. That’s exactly what you’re supposed to do. 🙃
Speaking of "reality distortion", @Grok is out here hallucinating functional analysis literature just to look smart to researchers.
It fabricated a universal density failure theorem from Komura (1967), conflated strict generators with Crandall–Liggett theory, and only backtracked
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