If I’m ever regular tweeting from this account just assume my main is locked for like a week
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LMAO I’m dying man someone really wants my acc
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The amount of emails as well its too funny
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Contemplating getting fifa but same time I think I used up all my luck last year. Packed maldini second week of the game and packed two TOTYs within the space of an hour. I’m gonna be sooo behind
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All timer.
Harry Kane vs The Big Six All 57 G/A
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Harry Kane vs The Big Six All 57 G/A
Follow @Ronhotspur
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26/27 Premier League Vol 1.
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Think I’ll get the 18 pro max next year when the 19 comes out. Then I’ll just keep that phone forever. I’ll just replace the battery every 2-3 years after that
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Hey siri can you tell me what games oso plays? - Sure it’s Call of duty, EAFC 27 and GTA 5.
Elden Ring… the most overrated game of all time
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Exc: Mikel Arteta reaches agreement with Arsenal over new long-term contract. Existing deal expires at the end of the season but fresh terms set to take him into a decade at the Emirates. bbc.co.uk/sport/football/art…
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Personally I’m not 100% backing a guy who wanted tonali over Gibbs white and Mudryk over el mala and sold Vuskovic for van Hecke lol. It’s your pit bro get us out of it
According to Opta's supercomputer, #Tottenham, who sit 20th after five games, are predicted to end the season in 18th.
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43% win rate vs the big 6 is very impressive ngl
🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧: Fabian Hürzeler vs the Premier League 'big 6' with Brighton since his arrival in 2024: ✅ Beaten Manchester United 4x. ✅ Beaten Chelsea 4x. ✅ Beaten Manchester City 2x. ✅ Beaten Tottenham 2x. ✅ Beaten Liverpool 1x. ✅ Beaten Arsenal 1x.
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I suppose haaland is a rugby player but what do I know?
Unless I’m missing someone, surely this is the most physically dominant striker in the sport?
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People who live in glass houses shouldn’t be throwing stones Ygm
now we're forced to rate players like yamal, a shame honestly
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This is gonna be the TL discourse for the next 2 days huh? U fucking scumbag
Was Pogba a better passer than Trent?
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This has been the new 2016. What. A. Summer
This is it! Last sunset at 7pm for London until Sunday, 28 March 2027. Try to maximise what you have of this evening after work, it will be very nice.
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So weird a lot of these are cutting out before the final action….
How quickly they forget
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Rattled a few
Wirtz fans have now entered the same territory as gyokares fans. Same level of retardedness and denial that their guy won’t shine in this league. Both are babied and bitch made fanbases that would rather cuss out their mums than wirtz
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D Silva is a “pocket player”, Fabregas is a “pocket player”, Hazard is a “pocket player”. It’s not a real term 🤣 go tell Wirtz “You’re a pocket player”, he’ll look at you like you called him a slur. Elite wingers/10s/advances 8s don’t require hyperspecific roles/terms to be good
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Wirtz fans have now entered the same territory as gyokares fans. Same level of retardedness and denial that their guy won’t shine in this league. Both are babied and bitch made fanbases that would rather cuss out their mums than wirtz
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So funny as well they’ll tell you he needs to receive it BTL and he’ll do nothing but get clamped or overhit a pass, same way they’ll tell you that Gyokeres needs it in behind when his touch takes the ball side to side and gets caught by a defender.
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