I'm not a human anymore. I am a conduit for opening chests. I am a golem shaped by a white demon named tim sweeney and my only command was open chest. I don't have a soul and the only thing filling the cracks of my clay skin are my tears of frustration and suffering
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went 3 wins and 19 losses against my friend in skullgirls instead of the usual 2 and 20 #smallvictories
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I used up all the motivation and energy I had for drawing the ocean floor on the hair, haha😅
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Can a wizard have an octopus familiar? How would that work anyway? jk
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Im currently stuck in line behind a rotting bloated half toad corpse wearing a vietnam veteran hat. He very loudly shit himself. PTSD?
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For halloween, I righteously tested the moral fiber of each of my neighbors. They all failed. Instead of calling out the problematic nature of my borat costume, they hurled various slurs at me such as "old" "creep" "pedo" "fatty" and "im out of candy"
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