Washed up former athlete. Live life by the 4 B’s: Ball, Beer, Boobs, & Butts. Lead the league in parlays missed by 1 leg. #TrustTheStache
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This is gonna sounds crazy but Cade Cunningham should be coming off the bench for Daniss Jenkins in game 5.
Hasn’t been the same since coming back from injury and the turnovers are killing the Pistons
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Don’t know how people fall asleep watching golf. Makes me want to crush beers and take practice swings in my living room
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Players in the NHL get a penalty for diving (embellishment) and get fined $$ by the league
@NBA needs to take notes. This shit can get hard to watch nowadays
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The pistons have got to be the worst shooting 1 seed maybe ever. Shooting less than 25% from the field and 1/8 from 3 after the first quarter against the Spurs 😬
Also Wemby isn’t talked about enough for MVP
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5 games on tonight and 3 of them start at 10pm Eastern. @NHL do better
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Those first few days of warm weather in March feel the same as taking ecstasy. Might drink 30 beers tonight
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Jalen Duren 25+ points: +425
Ausar Thompson 5+ assists: +381
Parlayed together is +1900 👀👀
Almost seems too good to be true
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Ryan Rollins to get 7 assists: +279
With Giannis back in the lineup against an injured Celtics team should be a 🔒
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Alex DeBrincat - Anytime goal scorer
Dylan Larkin - 1+ assist
Lucas Raymond - 1+ assist
+675 on DK
Let’s ride
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NHL hockey being on at 2pm on a Monday means the first beer is getting cracked open at 2pm on a Monday. I don’t make the rules 🤷🍻
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Lock of the day 🔒🔒
Julian Champagnie to hit 4 three-pointers vs. the Knicks: +357
#TrustTheStache
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