After several Stable seasons, the Solo SquidChops returns. 🦑 30 Chads. 15 rounds. $3,000 on the table. 1 NFT drop every round (see picture below) Entry fee: $0. No excuses. No mercy. Be strong or be miserable — the SquidMaster doesn’t care. He will crush you either way. 🦑⚔️

It’s time for you to learn your fate in Round 3 after Round 2 saw you battle it out at the poker tables in 5-card Omaha! The number of surviving Chads is a decreasing function of the round variable: 34 → 13 → 8 → ? Who will walk away with the big payday? Good luck, bozos.

Round 1: Social Skillz of SquidChops Season 27 was an absolute massacre. You are weak. I expected nothing, and somehow I’m still disappointed. Now it’s time for Round 2: Poker After Dark.

SEASON LINEUP !

Season 27 of SquidChops is here. 33 locked in for our multi-skill battle royale with a $900+ prize pool. May the force be with you, chads.

Only 4 Chads survived the brutal Numerical Brainteaser round out of the 21 still alive. I’m giving away 2 tickets for a free entry into the next SquidChops season to two of you who provide the correct answer. You’ve got 96 hours chads. Good luck 🤑

Social Skillz Round 2 caused heavy damage, with 13 Chads falling in battle. Only 21 Chads remain, still fighting for the $1,020 prize pool. Round 3: Numerical Brainteaser has just ended—and it was another bloodbath!

5 clowns moving from wallet to wallet via BozoAirline—and if, at the moment of the snapshot, you’re unlucky enough to have one in your wallet, you’re eliminated. Result: 5 Chads down in Round 1, saying goodbye to the $1,000+ prize pool. 32 Chads remain to face Round 2: Social Skillz

Season 26 of SquidChops kicks off this Sunday. Over $1,020 in play this season! This is a special season — for the first time ever, SquidChops passes are fully integrated. These passes are both your entry ticket to the SquidChops masterpiece and your medals, recording your achievements on the battlefield. Each season is a chance to earn them XP, evolve them to higher tiers, and unlock even more rewards. magiceden.io/marketplace/squ…

Quick question: do you like money? Even more when it’s free, right?🧐 The stable system for SquidChops is now live, and we’ve got plenty of chads ready to give you access—no need to hold a pass to participate. The next SquidChops season is about to start, and it would be a shame not to take a shot at earning over $1,000 if you’ve got the skills. Join the Discord and get recruited by one of the stables—if you can prove you’re worth it.

GM Squiders! This is looking like a strong collection to me. No one’s filling my top offer 😭… they probably know something.

In silence, we sold out. In silence, they minted smoothly through our own candy machine. And still in silence, we listed the collection on Magic Eden and Tensor. Today, the noise begins. They’ll finally discover which tier they minted — Bronze, Silver, or Gold — as the reveal happens now ! Good luck to everyone.

SquidChops Collection: sold out in one Discord message. Mint this week ? $SQUID : one of the most fair raises you’ll ever see. 100% community. 86% filled in 3 days. ChadOps hasn’t even started fueling the token yet. You’d better stay tuned for the token launch 🚀 Ask yourself one question: why do some already know… while you still don’t? Next stop: @ChadOpsCoinKek main collection mint in a few months. Consequences: unknown.

Giveaway time chads🤞 Sold out in a single Discord message. No noise, no hype. They already know… and they’re about to receive their tokens to mint. One of you will find out. Bronze, Silver, Gold? 1 free mint to win. Just follow, like, share, and tag 3 friends. Good luck.

Today is Round 3. 16 Chads still alive, each with a $74 bounty on their head, fighting for the $1170 prize pool… but more importantly, for the glory. Good luck, you miserable runts.

SquidChops is brutal. Grabbing $1200 isn’t easy these days — especially when Round 2 is the damn Marble Race. Good luck, Chads. And next time… maybe win some perks in the Lootbox. Might actually save you 🤡

Season 25 of SquidChops is officially underway. 37 Chads, $30 bounty per Chad, $1,110 up for grabs, and 8 ruthless rounds await : R1: BozoAirline R2: Marble Race R3: Gaming R4: Madoff Style R5: AI Challenge R6: Numerical Brainteaser R7: You/Me R8: TheGreatEnigma The SquidMaster

We are officially sold out for the first batch of 250 SquidChops Mint Pass Cards. 2 messages on Discord. 24h. No promo. No posts. No outreach to our many partner projects. And yet… gone. Some people already know what others still don’t ! Join Discord or cry about it later.

It was Round 2 of SquidChops Season 24, the damn marble race 🤣🎱. 25 out of 55 still alive to face the next round and split the $1,170 pot! Congrats to the winners of both races, who also takes home $10 💵

We’re live. Season 24 of SquidChops is officially underway. 55 strong Chads. $30 bounty per head. $1,650 total prize pool. Good luck to every participant. You’re going to need it. squidchops.chadops.com/

Season 24 of SquidChops kicks off tonight 🦑 48 Chads already locked in. $30 bounty per head. $1,440 total prize pool so far ( Higher than most of your total net worth, right ? 😆) You’ve got 12 hours left to enter. It’s free 🆓 Join the Discord (Bio) and step in chads.

Give away wl 🧧 First of all, congratulations to @MamabearK444 and @Humbled_Jay for winning a free mint in our very first Squidchops Pass Card giveaway ! Let’s make someone else happy 🎁 To participate: Follow / Like / Share / Tag 3 friends Winner will be drawn in 96 hours.

Registrations for SquidChops Season 24 opened today. In just a few hours, 35 chads have already signed up, and the prize pool is sitting at 1,050$ (30$ bounty per player). Registration is 100% free until we mint the pass ! You’d have to be a complete bozo not to take your shot🤡

You may already know this, or maybe not yet, but one of your best allies in SquidChops will be your brain. Can your brain count? Forget AI 🤡— it will be of no use here. 4 × 10 $CHOPN (1 CHOPN = 1 dollar) for the 4 closest answers to the correct one. You have 48h chads 🧠

2 FREE SquidChops Pass Cards to win 🔥 Play our masterpiece. Become a shareholder. Made by @ChadOpsCoinKek To participate : Follow · Like · Share · Tag 3 chads Draw in 96h. Read the thread chads👇

$ ./squidchops--boot [OK] system initialized [MODE] public_access INTERACT() - like(); - share(); - tag(0b11); JOIN() - discord.connect(); - wallet.submit(); if (!compliant) { consequence = true; } return WL;