Greatest kick of my life😂😂

No one knows what’s going to happen in the NFL this year, including myself.

Best of luck this weekend to my friend @SaraGonzalesTX 😂😂

Norm: The Tale of Norm Macdonald premieres October 16. Directed by Judd Apatow. Built entirely from archival footage, personal photos, and rare home videos contributed by fans and friends, Norm tell his own story in his own voice.

Falcons fans 5 quarters into the season

THE ATLANTA BRAVES ARE 2026 NL EAST CHAMPIONS! #BravesCountry

Falcons fans pretending to be a Make-A-Wish kid to meet Cooper Rush

This is a woman without kids. Would I want to pay a shit ton of money for tickets to explain to my kids at a concert what the Palestine/Israel conflict is? Not a prayer. It’s mostly kids going to this show.

I need to make a very PUBLIC announcement on behalf of younger GenXers and older Millennials. If you see someone in their 40s or 50s who seems a little boring now, I need you to understand something... We already got it in. Like...GOT. IT. IN. We are not sitting home on a Friday night because we never knew how to have fun. We are sitting home on a Friday night because we have seen enough. We went to parties in houses that should have been condemned and were almost certainly owned by the local drug dealer. We saw police lights and RAN and not across a nice, flat field. INTO THE WOODS. Do you understand the athleticism required to hurdle uprooted tree roots in platform shoes while simultaneously trying to keep your low-rise jeans from sliding completely off your ass? And somehow...we never spilled the Zima. We never spilled the Boone’s Farm. That was TALENT. We slept on floors in strange houses because the designated driver either never showed up or, in a shocking turn of events, was drunker than everybody else. There was no Uber, Life360 or Find My Friends. There was just somebody named Mike saying, “I know a shortcut.” And we FOLLOWED MIKE. We closed down bars and then decided the night was still young, so we drove to Atlantic City, where we somehow managed to get drunk, sober up, get drunk again, sober up again and then get drunk a THIRD TIME before breakfast. And according to our parents? We were at Michelle’s house. Eating pizza and watching movies. Michelle’s mother unknowingly covered for approximately 17 people every weekend. If there even was a Michelle. We drank things called Purple Passion, Mad Dog 20/20 and whatever somebody mixed inside a giant plastic garbage can. Nobody asked what was in it. You grabbed a red Solo cup and trusted the process. We went to clubs until the lights came on. Do you know the psychological damage of seeing a nightclub with the LIGHTS ON? Nothing good happens after those lights come on. We danced for four straight hours in shoes that permanently altered the structure of our feet. We made entire plans without cell phones...no texts, dropped pins or group chats...just an extremely questionable sense of direction. We rode in cars with 11 people when the vehicle legally seated five. Someone was always sitting on someone. Someone was always in the hatchback. And there was always one friend yelling, “DUCK!” when we passed a cop. So yes...now we like being home. We like sweatpants. We like cancelling plans. We like saying, “That sounds fun!” with absolutely no intention of attending. We like restaurants at 5:30 because we can get a good table. We like being home by 8:17. And if someone texts at 9:30 PM and says, “What are you doing?” Sleeping...we are sleeping. Because this is not boring my friends...this is retirement. We already played, partied and danced on the bar. We already ran from the cops through a wooded area dressed like a Spice Girl. We have stories that cannot be posted because there are still people with careers, marriages and reputations to protect. And thank GOD there were no camera phones. So kids, when you look at your Gen X and older Millennial parents sitting peacefully on the couch watching Dateline at 8 PM and think: “God, you guys are boring.” Sweetheart...oh sweetheart. You are looking at retired legends. Put some respect on our names. We're probably the reason Life360 was invented. xoxoxo (posted from someone else on FakeBook) 🤣 #genx #oldandtired

As I pointed out yesterday on @TheBigMoneyShow @FoxBusiness (and made to me a few weeks ago by @StJamesStJames on @Drinkin_Bros) the full-on economic pressure placed by the admin now on Iran is going to work. But why just now? Why not day ONE? It's one of the biggest problems with this admin in this conflict: It's conflicted about how to fight the conflict.

This man will be President one day.

Florida State is too poor to play football now. Got it. 🤦‍♂️

🔥🚨LATEST: This celebration from UFC fighter Losene Keita is being considered one of the greatest knock out celebrations in the history of sports.

Pretty good weekend @MyBookie. Their teasers are elite🙌

Western Michigan got fucking hosed.

Legend Bey is going to be special.

TOUCHDOWN JEREMIAH SMITH!! WE ARE SO BACK!!!!

$500M net worth George Clooney could’ve permanently housed 8 homeless people for the rest of their lives with the money he spent on a single-use dress for his wife at a 4 hour event. I will never tolerate a woke scold lecture from these people. Just be an ostentatious celebrity and own it.

That 7 picture deal with @Tubi begins today🙌 tubitv.com/movies/100061349/…

The one dude who held out on the Lindsay Clancy Verdict will be working on that Netflix movie tomorrow.