A strong first-half performance 👊

Who says a complete player doesn't exist? Have you watched Harry Kane?

You dey go nah

When the 10/10 asks me what I do for a living, I tell her I’m an “asset relocation specialist” instead of a thief. 😂😭

Banny comot shame beg you for money, but you no fit comot shame tell her say you no get 😒

FIREBOY DML IS NOW OFFICIALLY THE MOST ADVISED ARTISTE THIS YEAR

the torture of casually catching up with someone you used to be deeply in love with

I go still buy clothes and shoe🤧

Next time you cash out. Don’t waste the fucking money again

U can pull a b!tch with a boyfriend before u can pull a single girl and what’s crazy is im not even lying

My sex drive and my actual sex life are seriously not on the same page..

U go think say you nonchalant till expo no gree reach you for exam hall

i might be a perverted obsessive freak but my heart is pure

Sky diving

RT @beqtxhdd: "beijos técnico não tem língua" Alguém avisou a Jenna que era beijo técnico?

When I was Muslim, I never noticed what the Quran DOESN'T have. Namely, exact dates, exact places or exact titles or names you can check. Bro, when you read the Quran’s stories there is literally zero chronology, almost no geography, kings called only “Pharaoh,” events floating in no particular year. It is incredibly vague. You cannot get answers to questions like: Where did the story happen? When? Under whom? The text doesn’t say. You can’t check it, which conveniently means you can’t check it. Now, contrast that to the Bible, read the opening of Luke 3: “In the FIFTEENTH YEAR of the reign of TIBERIUS CAESAR — PONTIUS PILATE being governor of JUDEA, HEROD being tetrarch of GALILEE, his brother PHILIP tetrarch of ITUREA and TRACHONITIS, and LYSANIAS tetrarch of ABILENE, during the high priesthood of ANNAS and CAIAPHAS…” SEVEN historical anchors in one sentence. An emperor, a governor, three rulers with their exact territories, two high priests. And people HAVE checked — for centuries, often trying to break it. Skeptics mocked Luke’s “Lysanias of Abilene” as an error… UNTIL an inscription naming Lysanias the tetrarch of Abilene turned up. Pilate was called legend by some… until the Pilate Stone was dug up at Caesarea in 1961 with his name and title carved in it. Luke 1:3-4 tells you why: “Having followed all things closely… that you may have CERTAINTY.” Certainty. That’s the offer of the Bible. The Quran floats above history where nothing can touch it. The Bible planted its flag in checkable ground and said: dig. I dug. It’s still standing. Praise the Lord and His mighty God-Breathed scripture.

4-2

I’m disappointed in Bruno man How many times will you fucking lose the ball, Captain my ass. I’m tired

MTN is using these pop up messages to scam elderly people into subscribing for services they don’t understand. MTN is a big fraud Everyday I’m cancelling one subscription or another in my mum’s phone.

The blood pump🤧