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Here's a rare photo of me doing crowdwork, taken at the Ice House in Pasadena. God willing, I will be doing a 100% crowdwork free set this Saturday evening on the very same stage. It's a 5pm show, your kids will be fine if you sneak out for a few hours.
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Joe “Stapes” Stapleton retweeted
My reply to an FBI agent regarding the JetBlue masturbater sitting next to me, back in 2023. Hear the whole story soon on my upcoming @donttellcomedy special, taping Oct 3rd in San Diego. Ticket link in bio
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WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH STOP THE CLOCK
📻 "I am genuinely star-struck," @Stapes says as he introduces bounty Ronnie "The Limo Driver" Mund of @HowardStern fame.
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📻 "I am genuinely star-struck," @Stapes says as he introduces bounty Ronnie "The Limo Driver" Mund of @HowardStern fame.
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Joe “Stapes” Stapleton retweeted
*addressing the legume society* chickpeas and lentilmen,
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I went on a tinder date with a girl who used to appear on his show and she told me he didn’t believe a word of what he was saying.
Well, if Tucker feels genuine remorse, and sincerely wants to make amends for several decades of racism, sexism, homophobia, and war mongering…he can still go fuck himself.
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Immediately blocking anyone who defends cell phone use in a movie theater as the movie plays. There is no defense, there is no rationality, just the selfish, whiny tantrums of adult children who don’t think they live in a society
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Joe “Stapes” Stapleton retweeted
Incredible. First @SecMullinDHS claimed that @DHSgov identified 15,903 noncitizens on Nevada’s voter roll. Then DHS officials said, no no no, that’s just people we flagged, here’s the names of 185 people we KNOW aren’t citizens.
All 185 were citizens. DHS got 100% wrong.
From 16,000 to 185 to Zero: Trump’s Claims of Illegal Voting in Nevada Fizzle.
"The state sent a strongly worded rebuke to the federal government: Every single person on the list was a lawful citizen."
nytimes.com/2026/09/24/us/po…
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Joe “Stapes” Stapleton retweeted
ISSUE 2 is out today!!!
I loved writing this whole series so much!! Cover by @acecore2kx
Interior artworks by @xarkadyx
Interior pages colored by @annamaria_scarpa_khcrystal
Writed by me
Published by @tokyopop
thanks to @aranciastudio and @mattel
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Holy fuck. It just gets worse and worse.
New: In late 2024, FBI investigators had enough evidence to launch a sweeping bribery probe that could ensnare top lawmakers, including Sen. Susan Collins. Then Trump was reelected and eviscerated the FBI and DOJ teams handling public corruption probes. propub.li/4yLLwaF
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We were roommates!
(He’s now an Oscar ™️ and Emmy ™️ winner)
@Stapes thought I would pass along that Cord Jefferson is on the second episode of a new David Chang CNN show that was on today and I think repeats at 1:00 am EST. My memory tells me he’s an old friend of yours.
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