Most Insane 24 Hour News Cycle
This has to be the most absurd day of news I've ever seen. Send the literal meteor bud, I need some Brawndo because I think I'm losing it.
From Mitch McGarble, to creature diddling at the agency, to Ted Crud working for literally anybody but you to the Kennedy Center being renamed Prez Camacho Thunderdome.
Oh yeah and 40,000 explodi-boyz to guess who?
What is even occurring? Whomst? Whom? What? It's fine. We're fine. METEOR! PLAN!