If you'd like a guided walking tour of the crime scenes of the rich and famous in Belgravia, Chelsea or Knightsbridge, email editorial@thesteepletimes.com Happy to arrange any of the 3 routes in the coming days (day time or early evening). #WalkingTours #Crime #TrueCrime #BookNow

He does like to eel them in.

Will Zack Polanski triumph in the Holborn and St Pancras by-election tomorrow? #ZackPolanski #Green #GreenParty #HolbornAndStPancras #Holborn #StPancras #Camden #SagalAbdiWali #Labour #KeirStarmer #London #ByElection #Politics

I do love a 1990s Bentley Turbo R. Not an expensive motor, but this one is a beauty in blue. #Bentley #TurboR #OnslowSquare #SouthKensington #London #SW7 #Cars #ClassicCars #BeautyInBlue #MarvellousMotors

First noxious nutter sent to where he belongs. My response: "Clearly you are a Barrymore barmpot troll. Go wail at the wall. No respect for the family of a rape-murder victim. Disgusting filth and scum. #Troll #UtterNutter #Berk #MichaelBarrymore #BarrymoreBarmpot #Mute #BogOff"

Another driver who decided, aside from clearly not looking after the suspension of their Bentley, not to bother paying the DVLA the taxes due on their Chelsea tractor. There'll be no pavement climbing for this one until such dues are delivered. #Bentley #DVLA #ChelseaTractor #OldBromptonRoad #SouthKensington #London #SW7 #UnpaidTaxes #NaughtyNaughty

A man gets raped and murdered at one's house and then the house owner goes for a 'procedure on his penis' the next day whilst the police were scouring his property. Said someone then claims he wasn't involved in any thing nefarious that occurred at his property and just gets on with a 'standard daily activity' of having a 'procedure on his penis'. If this is indeed true, Michael Barrymore has made a bit of a penis himself on top of everything else rotten about his actions concerning what occurred in the wake of the rape and murder of Stuart Lubbock at his Roydon, Essex bungalow. #MichaelBarrymore #StuartLubbock #Rape #Murder #Roydon #Essex #JonathanKenney #JustinMerritt #KylieMerritt #JamesFuters #SimonShaw #ClaireJones #KylieCampbell #MikeBrown #EssexPolice #AnneChudleigh #CherylBarrymore #KeithBishop #Roydon #Essex #Truth #Fiction #Lies #TellTheTruth

Everything about Andrew Tate is irregular I'm afraid. He was clearly of brain stir-fried at birth and rapidly descended into barbarism. This disgusting specimen along with his brother Tristan Tate needs to be kept locked up for life. As for activities with an eel, the mind does indeed boggle. #AndrewTate #TristanTate #Eel #Filth #Scum #Abuse #Rape #Crime #ThrowAwayTheKey

Michael Barrymore is delusional as well as deranged a deviant. He is a total disgrace. I hope also to see justice for Stuart Lubbock and do also believe Barrymore will one day burn in hell. #MichaelBarrymore #StuartLubbock #Rape #Murder #Roydon #Essex #JonathanKenney #JustinMerritt #KylieMerritt #JamesFuters #SimonShaw #ClaireJones #KylieCampbell #MikeBrown #EssexPolice #AnneChudleigh #CherylBarrymore #KeithBishop #Roydon #Essex #Truth #Fiction #Lies #TellTheTruth

Tip-top. As it should be. Cheers. (I quite enjoy @thefamousgrouse myself as an alternative to the perfect quaffable J&B whisky). Down ya neck! #Whisky #JandB #FamousGrouse #Drinks #Cheers #DownYaNeck

When one couldn't imagine the stories would get worse about this twisted twerp, it gets weirder and worse. Andrew Tate is a filthy fiend. Lock him up for life. #AndrewTate #Evil #Monster #AnimalAbuse #Sick #Scum #Filth #Revolting #Twisted #Filthy #Fiend #FilthyFiend #LockHimUp

Jeffrey Epstein - Howard Lutnik whistleblower Simon Andriesz died by hanging in Thailand it now transpires. This gets weirder and weirder. dailymail.com/news/article-1… #JeffreyEpstein #SimonAndriesz #HowardLutnik #DonaldTrump #GhislaineMaxwell #Weird

Another portmanteau that belongs in Room 101 is 'linner'. I cannot stand the concept of 'linnering' or 'linnerers'. You either 'lunch' or you have 'dinner' in my humble opinion. 'Linner' can bog off. #Linner #Linnering #Linnerer #Dining #Dinner #Lunch #Portmanteau #Words #WordSalad

I totally agree. Long live the great British pub. #Pubs #PublicHouses #Boozer #SupportOurBoozers #BestOfBritish

Please follow my fabulous friend @AmandaEliasch13 on here if you haven't already. She's won awards galore for her worldwide festival conquering award winning film #TheTruthWillOut and it would be ever so delightful if you could kindly help spread the word with a RT also. Here's the trailer: youtube.com/watch?v=3jsgM7it… #AmandaEliasch #Follow #Twitter #X #Shakespeare #WilliamShakespeare #EdwardDeVere #FrancisBacon #ChristopherMarlowe #YouTube #Theatre #Film #Stage #Screen #FollowAndShare #ThankYou

My response on Spare: "Being the now King of England's second son certainly did no harm to sales. Even Sarah Ferguson, if she does write another tittle-tattle tale, will make millions. The populous lapped up his lies and they'll even lap up hers." #PrinceHarry #Spare #SarahFerguson #MeghanMarkle #AndrewMountbattenWindsor #Truth #Lies #Facts #Fiction #RoyalRotters #RoyalScum #RoyalRubbish #Publishing #PublishingPests

The portmanteau 'brunch' belongs in Room 101. I cannot stand the concept of 'brunching' or 'brunchers'. You either 'breakfast' or you 'lunch' in my humble opinion. 'Brunch' can bog off. #Brunch #Brunching #Brunchers #Dining #Breakfast #Lunch #Portmanteau #Words #WordSalad

I have only ever encountered Pam Ayres in reality once thus far - at a charity gala at The Savoy. Ironically I was with an American (who couldn't understand her) and Jeffrey Archer was at our table too. When she started, all three of us skulked off to the bar and I recall martinis flowing to relieve the horror of listening to her gratingly grim accent. #PamAyres #JeffreyArcher #Poetry #Doggerel #TheSavoy #Grim #Ghastly #TwitteringSPam

As ghastly as it is, Spare did sell 6 million copies and officially holds the Guinness World Record for the fastest-selling non-fiction book of all time. Prince Harry must have made a packet from that on top of the advance. Estimates suggest he got around £22 million in total. #PrinceHarry #Spare #HazBeen #MeghanMarkle #RoyalRotters #RoyalScum #RoyalRubbish #MontecitoManiacs #BogOff

Thank you to @bea_dala for the first ever Irish limerick about me. Pam Ayres did pen some doggerel about me however (before blocking me): This geezer Matthew Steeples (May he rot in K & C) Has posted on his twitterfeed a photograph of me And with my blameless heifers he has held us up to shame, I may heal in time. The cows will NEVER be the same. #Limerick #Doggerel #Poem #Poetry #PamAyres #Twitter #X #MatthewSteeples #TwitteringSPam

My response: "Martha Stewart was convicted and she served her time. It was a minor offence in the scheme of things. Stewart got a 5 month prison sentence, 5 months of home detention, was banned from being a company director for 5 years and was fined/made to pay a total of $225,081 after insider trading shares worth about $229,000. Hardly in the league of Bernie Ecclestone, for example, who got a a 17 month prison sentence suspended for 2 years (i.e. no time) and was forced to pay £652.6 million in back taxes he'd avoided for 18 years (i.e. defrauded the nation of). He wasn't even tagged and didn't even have his passport confiscated for the period. #MarthaStewart #BernieEcclestone #TaxEvasion #InsiderTrading #DoubleStandards #Crime #FinancialCrime #Justice #Injustice"