🤯 Yamal has caught up with Raphinha — both now have 19 GOAL CONTRIBUTIONS by the start of October! If they keep this up, they’ll be battling each other for the 2027 Ballon d’Or 💀

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Alexander Ovechkin has a lower-body injury and will miss his second straight preseason game for Washington. The Capitals expect their captain back soon.

Nikolich’s AEK opened their Champions League campaign with a win, as Marin’s free-kick sealed all three points. Next up for Marko: Shakhtar, then Real Madrid and Manchester City.

😮 Betis scored against Real in the 81st minute and took the lead!

🇹🇷🇧🇷 Richarlison is close to joining Trabzonspor from Tottenham: the Brazilian’s salary will increase threefold! — Fabrizio Romano

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Official | Burnley have signed defender Igor Julio from Brighton on a three-year contract. The fee is around £3 million.

New signing update as plan confirmed for midfielder - United Academy Notebook #MUFC manchestereveningnews.co.uk/…

🚨 #MUFC could now prioritise strengthening at left-back instead of adding another midfielder. Lewis Hall is highly admired by the club, but a deal is viewed as extremely difficult, with Newcastle privately insisting the 21-year-old is not for sale. [@TheAthleticFC, @lauriewhitwell]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Calciomercato | Manchester United are among the clubs most interested in Sandro Tonali and are preparing an opening bid of around £80 million for the midfielder.

Goalkeeper of Manchester United Senne Lammens is the best transfer of the past Premier League season 👏 The goalkeeper of the Red Devils played 8 "dry" matches and made 79 saves.

Are you asking yourselves the question why donkeys wear socks with Arsenal symbolism? The question is entirely logical — and the matter is not at all that the "Gunners" won their first Premier League champion title in more than two dozen years. Everything is much simpler: at Arsenal they found out that the equine hospital needs socks for the long-eared patients, — and the club began to transfer there old socks of its footballers. The charitable organization Red Wings said that the socks found many uses: they help to fix bandages, protect the skin of animals from chafing and even entertain the wards a little during recovery. It only remains to hope that these donkeys are not Tottenham fans 🙃

😡 Marcus Rashford in a week at the England national team base looks at Anthony Gordon

🦁⭐️ Bruno Fernandes today equaled the record for most assists in a Premier League season, matching the achievements of Thierry Henry and Kevin De Bruyne 🍿 He has one match left — **against Brighton** — to become the outright record holder for this stat

💔⚽️ Casemiro played his final match at Old Trafford and said goodbye to the Man United fans • 162 matches • 26 goals • 14 assists • 2 trophies

⚽️ Bruno Fernandes is Man United's Players' Player of the Year. 📊 The Portuguese has 29 goal contributions in 35 games this season.

"Please stop following me." 😭 City fans really think they’re the main characters because they bought a plastic bottle and some stickers. Is there a more cringeworthy rivalry in football right now? 📉🤡

Stones and Bernardo acting like they're from Burnage. 🙄 Manchester is Red, and no amount of filters or Gallagher poses is changing that. 🔴 Who’s the first one to "forget" City existed once they sign their new contracts? 💸

🚨 BREAKING: Man Utd and Michael Carrick are looking to make it permanent. Momentum has been building for weeks and the club is now fully behind him staying long-term. Everyone at Old Trafford is on the same page. 🤝 Is Carrick the man to finally bring the glory days back to United? 👇

The only English team that did not lose or draw in the Champions League this week #Funny #Memes #Football