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I'm currently outside Rui Pinto's mom's house. Known alcoholic John Aldridge is at the front door chanting for Pinto to hack his ex wife's laptop. Disgusting.
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Someone is getting brave on their sock account
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Someone should have 2 footed the smug little shite
Young boy without fear and he is genius
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Quickest community note I’ve ever seen for one of the stupidest comments I’ve ever seen.
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RT @Chris96856963: Breaking News in the North West! Blossoms new album... @GranadaReports
Binwah
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Replying to @StupidNeilAgain
Trans City
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A dead body. Especially when I haven't buried it deep enough
Cigarette smoke has to be one of the worst smells ever. What's a smell that's even worse?
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Neil retweeted
When you love your owner and forget that you’re a dog 😂
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Can Man City not just come out as gay or bipolar or something. It seems to work with celebrities when they get caught doing anything wrong
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"And also this winter we'll piss on your shoes and tell you it's raining"
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She looks like her face has got a slow puncture
I find my sexism increasingly justified.
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Everyone's gangsta until they're invited to tea and cucumber sandwiches
Bridgerton actress Adjoa Andoh who labelled the royal family TERRIBLY WHITE is all smiles as she collects her MBE from the palace.
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Went to the paper shop - it had blown away.
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All equal, a priest will happily abuse any child, even the retarded ones
We are all of equal worth in the eyes of God.
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Glenn wants to eat his tea with a terrorist and a paedophile.
Guys if you had a dinner party and you had six people to ask for the evening who would you chose ?? Mine would be Mohamed Ali , Nelson Mandela, Pele , Michael Jackson ,Princess Diana and JFK ! Some night that would be !!!!💙
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Just cook my food and fuck off until I've finished eating it. Shows are for Vegas.
Papi Steak at Fontainebleau $1000 Beef Case features a 55oz MS9 pure blood Australian Wagyu Tomahawk with the most insane presentation ever. What do you think?
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