FD3Subu🇳🇵 retweeted
he definitely made the kick that permanently trapped a dodgeball in the gym ceiling
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Ya white people love to jesusmax before going to prison. Then they get even more religious in prison, make parole and go home, then go back to prison for a way worse crime.
You guys one of my old friends just got arrested for ILLEGALLY injecting Botox and fillers without a college degree😭 now she’s in her criminal to religious grifter phase and she just posted this AI picture 😭😭😭
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FD3Subu🇳🇵 retweeted
on my tombstone they're just going to write faggot with no name or date
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FD3Subu🇳🇵 retweeted
Yes, the stripper 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 love you — she just has a lot on her plate right now, which may be why she hasn’t responded to your text messages.
𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝘀 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗸
Strippers work long hours most nights, leaving them emotionally drained. She wants you, 𝘣𝘶𝘵
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FD3Subu🇳🇵 retweeted
can someone check if she posted me for national boyfriend day i’m blocked
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FD3Subu🇳🇵 retweeted
sorry i Can’t hangout my clothes look fucking stupid on me
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FD3Subu🇳🇵 retweeted
Every single commercial is for alcohol, glp-1, sports betting, or AI
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FD3Subu🇳🇵 retweeted
When I was 8 I listened to mexican hip hop for the first time and called my grandfather a vato hombre and he smashed my Wii U
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The one time I asked a dog trainer how much she charges for dog training lessons and she said $300 per lesson which I thought was insane so I asked what all was included in the lesson and she basically told me to go fuck myself if I didn’t wanna pay that 💀💀💀 like bitch r u fr
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Nigga just honked at me in a drive thru relax #fatfuck
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FD3Subu🇳🇵 retweeted
Waiting to see Ted Cruz travel plans to really forecast how bad this Texas flood is going to be.
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