I had a dream where KFC started selling something they called the Scrap Bucket. For $14.99, they'd throw six random pieces of chicken they just had on hand in a bucket.
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:
Kid Rock, Bubba Jethro, Johnny Nobody, and Bobson Dugnutt
I think the biggest evidence that Trump's assassination attempt was staged is that after Renee Good was shot in the head, he didn't make it all about how he was also shot in the head.