Okay let’s learn something

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We are really feeling the love from generous @CleGuardians fans! As of right now we've received $7,000+, with more coming in by the minute. Your thanks for @HunterGoodman35 will help thousands of kids get the clothes they need to succeed 💜⚾️. #ClevelandROX #thankyou @Rockies

My sources in Democrat camps on Capital Hill are telling me the internal polls they're seeing are "beyond their worst nightmare" and AOC milking on the Whitehouse lawn is "basically inevitable at this point"

Mandatory stop

See this jacket? It means get out of my fucking country

Austin Hedges: “BIG DICK TANNER MOTHAFUCKIN BIBEE”

A billionaire has never made aggressive eye contact with me while taking a shit on a public sidewalk

In 2005, Oneida shut the flatware factory in Sherrill, New York. A town that had made silverware for MORE THAN 100 YEARS was supposed to be finished. Two men refused to let that happen. Their names are Matt Roberts and Greg Owens. Roberts had managed that factory. Owens was another former Oneida manufacturing manager. When the company ended U.S. production, they bought the plant and the equipment and reopened it the NEXT DAY as Sherrill Manufacturing. They did not have a giant rescue fund. They did not have a Hollywood ending waiting. They had a building, some machines, and a workforce that knew how to make forks, knives, and spoons. At first they kept making product for Oneida. Then Oneida pulled the remaining American work and sent it overseas. That should have been the end. It wasn’t. They took government flatware contracts to keep the lights on. In 2010 they filed Chapter 11. They sold unused equipment. They sold space they could no longer fill. They leased back only the part of the factory they could still run. They came out of bankruptcy in 2013. Then they did the thing that saved the company. They built their own brand: Liberty Tabletop. They sold 18/10 stainless flatware straight to customers who wanted tableware MADE IN THE UNITED STATES. Not through a department store that could drop them overnight. Direct. Today Liberty Tabletop is the only company still manufacturing stainless steel flatware in America. Same town. Same trade. U.S. steel. About 70 jobs. They did not bring back 2,000 workers. Nobody did. What they saved was the last line. If you want American-made forks and spoons, this is the factory that still makes them. Support Liberty Tabletop. THIS is what keeping manufacturing in America actually looks like. 🇺🇸

“This can’t be the life I protect with seatbelts” lmaoooo

RT @mountbellyache:

North shore of Lake Erie

I DO NOT NEED TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION TO PAY MY ELECTRICITY BILL. LET ANYONE IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER IF THEY WANT TO PAY IT

Car fire at the Wawa in Northampton, PA, yesterday. I’m genuinely not trying to be funny at all, but is it normal for a firefighter to have this much difficulty controlling the hose?

Algorithm undefeated

Important lesson learned this weekend - if you book a restaurant online for a different time zone- the reservation will be set for your CURRENT time zone, not the time zone the restaurant is in for some DUMB FUCKING REASON. While in Cleveland I made a reservation for 7:30 at a restaurant in Chicago but lo and behold - it was 7:30 eastern time. Cannot imagine a dumber policy.

Look at this voicemail from the Italian mechanic I left my Italian car with. I’m not even upset it’s so funny.

🚨 STATEN ISLAND JUST THREW MAMDANI OUT OF THE RESTAURANT 🚨 Zohran Mamdani walks in. The room doesn’t clap. “There’s the communist.” “You are not welcome.” “You Jew-hating piece of—” “You hate this country.” Booed. Heckled. Pushed toward the door. That’s Staten Island talking. Not a focus group. Not a campus. A borough that still remembers 9/11 and still backs cops. Share the tape. New York already knows the vibe.

I caught NYPD traffic ticketing only non muslims outside New York's biggest mosque that governor Kathy Hochul just spoke at. Me: I noticed you're giving this car a ticket, what about all the muslim taxi drivers that are double parked? NYPD traffic officer: They are allowed to double park in the time of Salah (prayer) It starts with parking tickets and it ends with much more significant crimes.