Bitcoin just got a quantum survival plan, and it can save everyone's coins except Satoshi's 1.1 million BTC worth over $70 billion, which can't be rescued. And here's the whole story. WHY ? The Problem: → Every time you spend bitcoin, your public key gets exposed on-chain, forever which is a feature in itself → But a strong enough quantum computer can crack exposed keys and drain those wallets → Current estimates, 34% of all bitcoin roughly $420B, which is 6.5M BTC sits exposed today → Attackers can collect keys now and crack them later & you might not even know the attack happened The fix, BIP-361 proposal (drafted by @lopp and 5 co-authors, live on Bitcoin's github). Think of this as condemning a building in two steps. → Step one 3 years in: old vulnerable addresses stop accepting deposits. You can still move coins OUT to new quantum-safe addresses, but nothing new goes IN so the at-risk pile stops growing → Step two 5 years in: moving old coins now needs an extra proof that you're the real owner, because by then a quantum attacker with your cracked key looks exactly like you → Can't produce the proof, or never migrated? your coins are stuck & that's the freeze And the rescue tool, just unveiled by @projecteleven, answers the obvious question, how do you prove you're the real owner and not a quantum thief ? → Your seed phrase, the 12 or 24 words, sits above your keys, and quantum computers can't crack it → The tool lets you mathematically prove "I know this wallet's seed" without ever revealing it. Real owner passes, attacker fails → Runs in a quarter of a second on a laptop, and covers basically every seed-phrase wallet, which is everything made since 2012 But Why Satoshi's coins are the exception ? → Satoshi's coins were mined in 2009, before seed phrases existed → Every key was generated independently, there's no seed for the proof to verify → Nothing to prove, nothing to rescue. Same for many of bitcoin's oldest dormant or OG wallets here So every modern holder can migrate but the oldest stack in existence can't. So that leaves one choice, freeze Satoshi's coins forever or leave them as a $70B bounty for whoever builds the quantum computer first. And here's the part that gets me. The proposal quotes Satoshi himself to justify it "lost coins only make everyone else's coins worth slightly more. Think of it as a donation to everyone" So they're using the man's own words to freeze his coins. Though this is still a draft with no activation date & rescue tool are audited. But this is the biggest debate bitcoin has had since the blocksize wars, and very few are noticing it. github.com/bitcoin/bips/blob…

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#Bitget hacked for 350million, CEO says North Korean hackers behing it, but promises to refund the losses via the insurance fund. Good move by Bitget

THE FED JUST HIKED RATES. And the market is ALREADY pricing another one. A week ago, the probability of an October hike was 43.5%. Now? 56%. But here's where things get VERY interesting. US stocks rallied yesterday. The 10-year Treasury yield FELL. And now OIL is rising again. Read that again. The market is pricing a MORE hawkish Fed, investors are accepting LOWER yields to lend the US government money for 10 years, and fresh concerns about Middle East supply disruptions are pushing oil back up. How does that make sense? Because the next Fed meeting and the next 10 YEARS are two completely different trades. Shorter-term yields are sensitive to what the Fed might do NEXT. Longer-term yields reflect what investors expect for inflation, growth and interest rates further down the road. So the market can price MORE hikes now while also pricing LESS inflation pressure or weaker growth later. But OIL could throw a spanner in the works. If supply disruptions worsen and energy prices keep climbing, inflation pressure could return just as markets are starting to believe the Fed is getting it under control. That could change the entire bond market picture AGAIN. And that matters for gold, the dollar and stocks. Don't look at rising Fed hike probabilities and automatically assume everything has to sell off. Watch WHY those odds are rising. Watch what the 2-year and 10-year yields are doing. And watch whether oil's rise is just another geopolitical scare or an ACTUAL disruption to the flow of barrels. The Fed is one piece of the puzzle. Oil could change the whole picture overnight.

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🚨THIS WEEK WILL BE HUGE FOR US MARKETS + CRYPTO: Tuesday, September 15 🇺🇸 Empire State Manufacturing 🇺🇸 CLARITY Act Senate cloture vote-60 votes needed 🇺🇸 FOMC meeting Day 1 Wednesday, September 16 🇮🇳 Finance Ministry input on crypto / VDA regulation 🇺🇸 Retail Sales 🇺🇸 FED rate decision + dot plot (most important event of week) 🇺🇸 Chair Warsh press conference Thursday, September 17 🇺🇸 Housing Starts + Philly Fed + Jobless Claims (6:00 PM IST) 🇬🇧 Bank of England rate decision Friday, September 18 🇺🇸 Industrial Production 🇯🇵 Bank of Japan rate decision 📊 Quadruple witching / options expiry Markets pricing a high chance of a 25 bps Fed hike. CLARITY is the crypto wild card. Volatility incoming. Mark your calendars. 👀

120Bill to under 2.0bill under an hour, what's going on!

$LAPTOP launches Sept 9 on Base. 1B fixed supply. 350M circulating at TGE. Issuer keeps 650M. Official contract: 0xB095274743941e953c746F9C228DA9c18Bb6ec29 on Base. Socials: nitter.net/Laptoptoken • 30% to founders (6-month cliff then 24-month vest) • 30% prediction events (Foundation decides if the events actually happened) Discretion risk: • 10% Day-1 airdrop • 8% Where’s Hunter Substack • 2% wallets that lost money on • 10% future airdrop (No criteria & foundation discretion) • 10% liquidity • 5% treasury • 5% charity -No public sale. -No issue price. -MiCAR whitepaper notified, not approved. Their own risk section: -No inherent utility. -No committed roadmap. -No plan to develop it further. Docs already conflict on unclaimed Day-1 tokens (burn vs charity). Claim portal still not live as of Sept 7. Copycats already live across multiple chains. Check the official site + contract before you touch anything. Trade the circus at your own risk. Sources: MiCAR whitepaper: laptoptoken.com/whitepaperTo… disclosures: laptoptoken.com/disclosures.… resolution criteria: laptoptoken.com/event-resolu…… Hacken audit: laptoptoken.com/token-audit.… FAQ: laptoptoken.com/faqOfficial $LAPTOP site: laptoptoken.com

another crime will be committed on the blockchain

this could become problematic for the mkt in short-term then

MF on RH, this could another narrative runner

solana:6GmAFSYs4gk3FDao5FzzySQpPZaWsa4rUJHacpMpUNgx is the Solana version of the Pons flywheel. Stock + meme pairs, fees go back into buybacks and burns & activity is already showing traction. Pons proved the model but Solana has the users, the speed, and the tokenized-stock liquidity to run it bigger. This is still early.

US JOBS JUST MADE THE FED’S JOB HARDER August payrolls: +162k vs +55k expected Unemployment: 4.1%, in line Prior 2 months: revised up +55k · July’s “job loss” is gone. That print is now a gain. · Hiring was narrow: restaurants and local schools did most of the work. · Wages did not heat up. +0.3% m/m, ~3.1% y/y. Fed read: · Labor market is not weak enough to force a cut · A September hike is back in play · But wages stayed calm, so this is not a slam-dunk hawkish print 1. The real swing vote is still CPI on Sept 11. 2. Strong jobs + sticky inflation = higher-for-longer 3. Strong jobs + cooling CPI = they can still hold Near-term market tell is if yields and hike odds goes up.

Most still dont know how the $LEGS actually works. Players build short parlays on memecoins and tokenized stocks. Every leg has to hit before the clock runs out. One miss voids the ticket. A full hit pays the multiplier like 500x. The parlays are the product. The vault is the other side of those bets, and 80% of fees are meant to buy back and burn $LEGS CA:0x8FcF98e1348D3DDeE46cdD15A5C7D9a8d423077d

People still sleep on how deep @V4RCADE actually is. You play a game on V4RCADE. Your score can change how cheaply you swap the token. The games are just a test. The real idea is hooks that let gameplay change the trade itself. $V4RC

just printed $5.95M in daily fees #4 on Defilama Beat pumpfun, Hyperliquid, Polymarket and Fomo combined.

Warsh left the timing of the next hike to the data at Jackson Hole. First test: Friday 8:30am ET, August jobs. No CPI, no FOMC this week. Just this print. He also dropped the usual market-support language, so the number lands harder than a normal payrolls Friday, nothing from the Fed afterward to cushion it. Likely Scenarios: · Strong jobs, unemployment flat or down → September hike becomes base case, and with no Fed walk-back the odds move fast. Dollar up, front-end yields up, gold and crypto sold. · Weak jobs, unemployment up → the hawkish Jackson Hole bid fades. Dollar down, risk bounces, hike slips to October or December. · In-line → nothing resolved. Vol stays elevated into September 11 CPI, which then becomes the decider. A September hike is 50/50 right now, consensus still leans to later. One number, big swing either way

$UBT waking up slowly