Jef & Jon. We review stuff. He/Him (the both of us). Profile and header art by @angryartist113. Authors of Düngeonmeister and The Düngeonmeister Cookbook
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Guys I think this charming local Detroit-style pizza restaurant might have been a Taco Bell.
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I'm presently chilling at one of our nation's few remaining good lesbian bars wearing this dynamite ensemble so I feel you.
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Hey, hey you! GenCon attendee! Come see our shows! We've got special guests! These things are always hilarious! You'll have a great time!
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Playing Spectaculars for a show with @Gurglespasm and @OneShotRPG. Still not sure whose show this is though.
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Our awesome new book combines kid flipbook design with functional #dnd5e rules to create 125,000 potential random monsters, all with amazing art, and all in the sweet spot CR3-4 range for maximum campaign use.
a.co/d/3UUBc1B
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We are less than a week out from the launch of our biggest book project ever, the Dungeonmeister Random Monster Generator! 50 pages of gorgeous art, rules specifically crafted to generate 125,000 CR2-4 monsters compatible with 5e, and all for about 20 bucks!
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When X-Men comics draw Cyclops as having red smoke coming out of his eyes while at rest, what is that? What's it smell like? Is it safe to breathe or do the other X-Men have to open a window and turn on a fan?
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Man the fucking Evil Genius Games thing is straight up hilarious. Honestly imaging trying to reheat and sell old videogame crypto promises now.
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The bard example feels wildly off here. Everyone else is using their best skill and we get sidebars about how to collaborate, then we get to the end and "The shiftless sucky bard is punished for not saying a skill check fast enough."
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Saw a post asking what makes the best RPG cover, which had a lot of good thoughts, but missed the core elements of giant train cats and mullet love in the subway.
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Our newest offering drops today! The Deck of Many Drinks is a recipe deck box where each card also features an in-game potion effect compatible with your 5e game. You'll also find a ton of neat ways to bring the deck into any campaign.
Find it today on Amazon or Barnes &Noble!
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I don't want to pick on some random guy, but like... this is celebrating crumbs, and those crumbs were optional.
youtube.com/watch?v=qgTD5XTq…
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The Düngeonmeister Random Monster Generator! This is seriously cool as hell and check out that art! 125,000 random monsters for your 5e game, and already available for pre-order at Amazon or B&N or any fine retailer of your choice.
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First lines of the first episode: "Boy it sure is nice living in the High Republic when there wasn't a stigma against red lightsabers yet"
"Isn't."
"Oh right, isn't."
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I may not personally want D&D stuff, but I do want to note that if no one made a thing, there's no ethical problems with stealing it.
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I have a couple of not-quite-Struzans from the mid 80s and you really can tell the difference, yeah.
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Fuck the party, I think I got a pretty good shot with Mystra(cosplay wig for some Star Wars shit)
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CALLING ALL TABLETOP ROLEPLAYERS! 🔮🧙🏻♂🏹
Featuring titles like Dungeonmeister: A Drink Master's Guide, the Everything Tabletop Games Book, and more, this bundle is everything you've ever wanted or needed to make your campaign a success. spr.ly/6010RJQcM
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Are swords just an inevitable Marvel thing? Like this sort of makes sense as just some easy way to draw Venom Strikes, but like... remember when there was a whole comic just about the various X-Men that either have always had or recently acquired swords?
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The actual Gygax was far too in love with his own voice going on at length to reasonably quote on twitter so here's the actual bullshit this might as well be derived from, just for fun.
GARY GYGAX: Women don't want to play D&D, every woman who played in one of my games quit after like the fifth time I threw a rock at her head, I think they're brains are different or something, like squirrely somehow otherwise they would like me so much, just wow.
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Publish date! Our coloring book with detailed illustrations, a goofy story, random tables, and a system agnostic adventure is out today!
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Our newest book will arrive in a few days and it's a wild one. A coloring book that is also a system agnostic fantasy adventure with some random tables and everything!
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@Converse hey could you put these colors back in the custom online builder tools for me, my chucks are getting old over here.
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I've got my first sample copy right here. It's so much bigger than I figured and it looks fantastic.
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I'm glad this era of performative tough-guy shit RPG play is slowly dying off. Desperately hoping his players activate his one weird thing trap so he can show how real it is if they fuck around by revealing his town is full of retired Elminsters. Side of "Remember popular song?"
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These numbers are low, help me make them go up. I promise to handle the far right one (you know, as I prepare to make our escape from this far right one).
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The artist has said that he's based on old Hollywood actor Sterling Hayden, but yeah, I see it too.
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I'm actually very slowly working on a cosplay! My first one ever. Figure I can have it ready by some con or other I attend next year. Gonna do Jedi Bendu elder Luke Skywalker from The Star Wars because I can't ever dress as anything someone would recognize.
Random question of the week for my con-going mutuals:
all else notwithstanding, your fav con says it will pay for your airfare & hotel to attend without guest or panel obligations—the only condition is you *must* cosplay in the masquerade.
Would you go?
If yes, what cosplay?
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Bunch of new episodes dropping this morning. Our review of the Bullwinkle & Rocky Party RPG, the bonus content on Patreon that goes with it, and this month's Afterthought are all out today. Happy listening!
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How many mustaches do you bring to GenCon? I generally try to pack light and squeak by with 60 or so.
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One of my favorite FFVIII details is this giant luxury case Squall has for his sword. It tells you so much. Like that he got his gunblade either at an anime convention or one of those mall knife stores.
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Last night was pretty wild but a quick health and safety note:
I learned about the Butlerian Jihad from cultural sin eater @SystemMastery
At no point during the composition of this tweet was anyone at risk of reading Dune. Stay safe!
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