Commander of 3359th division Chimera Brigade and SbHN Contracted Armored Transport and Reporter Security. Dissident's #1 Most Wanted

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Introducing, the first "No Game for Everyone" Helldivers 2 tournament! By participating, you compete to win $40 worth of Super Credits spread evenly across your whole squad, and the chance at winning one of two sub-prizes worth $5 of Super Credits. This tournament is focused on keeping the Helldivers community Helldivers oriented, because whether it be Earth or Super Earth, our job is to fight Xeno Scum and preserve managed democracy, not to manage the democracy ourselves. This tournament is hosted entirely by me, with help from @RamenDealers , @AD49Apollonian, @NolletsThe, @BileSpewerSeat, and @SeafTropper. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by Arrowhead, Sony, Playstation, or any other entity involved in the development or publishing of the game. To enter: 1: Follow any two of the accounts mentioned above, or @TD220UberDriver. 2: Repost this Tweet. 3: Fill out this google form, it contains all the relevant info I could think of, such as rules and scoring. It does not collect or see your email. I dont even think you have to be signed in to fill it out, though I could be wrong. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F… Ask any questions in the comments!
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Super Tank Driver retweeted
Vive la tournament! Check out the No Game For Everyone Tournament on my pinned tweet! 40$ worth of Super Credits is on the line!
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Roses are red, My payload is green, The Geneva Convention Is ruining my dream. The bugs never signed it, And neither did I, SO WHY MUST I WAIT WHILE THEY CONTINUE TO THRIVE? Release me, Arrowhead, Let democracy reign, I'VE READ ALL THE TREATIES, AND FOUND NOT ONE CHAIN
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Introducing, the first "No Game for Everyone" Helldivers 2 tournament! By participating, you compete to win $40 worth of Super Credits spread evenly across your whole squad, and the chance at winning one of two sub-prizes worth $5 of Super Credits. This tournament is focused on keeping the Helldivers community Helldivers oriented, because whether it be Earth or Super Earth, our job is to fight Xeno Scum and preserve managed democracy, not to manage the democracy ourselves. This tournament is hosted entirely by me, with help from @RamenDealers , @AD49Apollonian, @NolletsThe, @BileSpewerSeat, and @SeafTropper. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by Arrowhead, Sony, Playstation, or any other entity involved in the development or publishing of the game. To enter: 1: Follow any two of the accounts mentioned above, or @TD220UberDriver. 2: Repost this Tweet. 3: Fill out this google form, it contains all the relevant info I could think of, such as rules and scoring. It does not collect or see your email. I dont even think you have to be signed in to fill it out, though I could be wrong. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F… Ask any questions in the comments!
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Pic without text if anyone wants it.
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HANG ON I'M ALMOST DONE
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🎯 Right on the money.
Apex and Nova stats are in and boy does the apex hit like a truck
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So, in spending my medals to get the super credits on the third page of the Force of Law warbond so i can buy the warbond coming out tomorrow, I've run out of medals to spend on the warbond the second it comes out.

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The adjudicator might be the best primary for Illuminate. High damage medium pen with above average durable damage shreds overseers and kills voteless in 1-2 shots. Granted, the recoil is horrendous unleveled, but once you get vertical grip+flash hider, it's virtually nonexistent.
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Roses are red, My gas cloud is green, The Geneva Convention Is nowhere to be seen. The lawyers are screaming, The bugs wonder why, But treaties are useless When the witnesses die.
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Here’s @WandererWayne’s lizard fire fighter Just felt like doing this for a friend
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Roses are red, Napalm burns bright, He gets all the glory, While I'm denied the fight. He turns bugs to ashes, I turn breathing to dread, He leaves the ground burning, I leave the air dead.
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Incident Report: 2 Casualties caused by an FRV driver entering into close proximity of an enemy bot currently being democratically processed by one (1) De-escalator. Weapon handler found not at fault.
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People ask me why I don't bring in tanks when I play with them. It's because yall ain't gunner certified and my super insurance doesn't cover you, duh.
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Nothing beats waking up from a nap after being awake for 24 hours than diving with the boys.
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Kick. /srs
Describe this loadout in one word
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Hey pal, do you wanna buy a life worths of Permacura stims? Then why don’t you bring some of your trusty friends into this tournament. The Reward being 40$ worth of Super credits (quite a lot) (no cheating allowed, along with any visual mods)
I'm almost finished with the tournament AD, just want to add two more scene effects and it's done. That said, it's taking way too long to start, so whether it's as finished as I want, 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐓 𝐔𝐏 𝐁𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝟐𝟎𝐓𝐇 with the release of the new warbond. Since the "full squad" option won the poll, you will be able to get a group of 3 friends to do one full D10 operation (must include one and only one blitz mission). Points you earn will be determined by the time it starts, but generally the harder the achievement, the more points (duh). The next tournament will be duo based since that was also popular. ALL MEMBERS OF YOUR SQUAD must record their gameplay and upload it to a place me and my judges can watch unless you can prove they are on console. Mods are permitted except for those that contain IRL political/ideological imagery, NSFW or kinky content, or any mods that screw with the game balance with regards to stats. The prize will be $40 worth of super credits spread among the winning squad, with a few exceptions I don't expect to come across. There will also be a $5 w/super credit consolation prize for the Diver with the best "Helldivers Moment" death clip, and maybe a $5 w/super credit "John Helldiver" prize, if any clip is epic enough to be worthy of it. Now, who can enter? Despite my infamy for being a "gatekeeper", I want Helldivers to be as neutral a space as possible. With that said, 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘦.* This does not mean you have to hold or not hold certain political views, but rather that, within the HD sphere, the only politics brought up are those views the ministry of truth tells you are the right ones. The world sucks. Helldivers, like almost every other video game in existance, is meant to be a break from the suck. Don't contaminate it with the endless fighting people are trying to forget for a couple hours in the evening. Now, I know a lot of you don't like me, and I don't expect you to. But in the case you want to participate but don't want to talk to me, I've recruited @RamenDealers, @BileSpewerSeat, @SeafTropper, @NolletsThe, and @AD49Apollonian to be less-biased liason officers you can also apply to the tournament with. To apply now, repost this tweet or the related posts of the above individuals and DM either me or them! Freedom's farewells, Helldivers, I'll see you on the frontlines! *For the safety of the participants and the long term reputation of the tournament, the entry of individuals who have engaged in violent threats or glorification of violence will be subject to the decision of the judges, based on the severity of the behavior.
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Lol, apparently posting a screenshot of their public Twitch profile counts as "Uploading partner streamed content and vods" and "distributing his content as my own" @falter_xv you really think this'll pass?
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Roses are red, My gas cloud is green, The Geneva Convention Doesn't cover your species, it seems. The bugs never signed, And neither did I, So breathe in democracy, And peacefully die.
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I was asked to promote this tournament, so go join it. If anyone’s squad can win with all members using only the cremator I’ll give you my beef stew recipe
I'm almost finished with the tournament AD, just want to add two more scene effects and it's done. That said, it's taking way too long to start, so whether it's as finished as I want, 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐓 𝐔𝐏 𝐁𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝟐𝟎𝐓𝐇 with the release of the new warbond. Since the "full squad" option won the poll, you will be able to get a group of 3 friends to do one full D10 operation (must include one and only one blitz mission). Points you earn will be determined by the time it starts, but generally the harder the achievement, the more points (duh). The next tournament will be duo based since that was also popular. ALL MEMBERS OF YOUR SQUAD must record their gameplay and upload it to a place me and my judges can watch unless you can prove they are on console. Mods are permitted except for those that contain IRL political/ideological imagery, NSFW or kinky content, or any mods that screw with the game balance with regards to stats. The prize will be $40 worth of super credits spread among the winning squad, with a few exceptions I don't expect to come across. There will also be a $5 w/super credit consolation prize for the Diver with the best "Helldivers Moment" death clip, and maybe a $5 w/super credit "John Helldiver" prize, if any clip is epic enough to be worthy of it. Now, who can enter? Despite my infamy for being a "gatekeeper", I want Helldivers to be as neutral a space as possible. With that said, 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘦.* This does not mean you have to hold or not hold certain political views, but rather that, within the HD sphere, the only politics brought up are those views the ministry of truth tells you are the right ones. The world sucks. Helldivers, like almost every other video game in existance, is meant to be a break from the suck. Don't contaminate it with the endless fighting people are trying to forget for a couple hours in the evening. Now, I know a lot of you don't like me, and I don't expect you to. But in the case you want to participate but don't want to talk to me, I've recruited @RamenDealers, @BileSpewerSeat, @SeafTropper, @NolletsThe, and @AD49Apollonian to be less-biased liason officers you can also apply to the tournament with. To apply now, repost this tweet or the related posts of the above individuals and DM either me or them! Freedom's farewells, Helldivers, I'll see you on the frontlines! *For the safety of the participants and the long term reputation of the tournament, the entry of individuals who have engaged in violent threats or glorification of violence will be subject to the decision of the judges, based on the severity of the behavior.
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looking for friends who need help from a fire safety officer.
I'm almost finished with the tournament AD, just want to add two more scene effects and it's done. That said, it's taking way too long to start, so whether it's as finished as I want, 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐓 𝐔𝐏 𝐁𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝟐𝟎𝐓𝐇 with the release of the new warbond. Since the "full squad" option won the poll, you will be able to get a group of 3 friends to do one full D10 operation (must include one and only one blitz mission). Points you earn will be determined by the time it starts, but generally the harder the achievement, the more points (duh). The next tournament will be duo based since that was also popular. ALL MEMBERS OF YOUR SQUAD must record their gameplay and upload it to a place me and my judges can watch unless you can prove they are on console. Mods are permitted except for those that contain IRL political/ideological imagery, NSFW or kinky content, or any mods that screw with the game balance with regards to stats. The prize will be $40 worth of super credits spread among the winning squad, with a few exceptions I don't expect to come across. There will also be a $5 w/super credit consolation prize for the Diver with the best "Helldivers Moment" death clip, and maybe a $5 w/super credit "John Helldiver" prize, if any clip is epic enough to be worthy of it. Now, who can enter? Despite my infamy for being a "gatekeeper", I want Helldivers to be as neutral a space as possible. With that said, 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘦.* This does not mean you have to hold or not hold certain political views, but rather that, within the HD sphere, the only politics brought up are those views the ministry of truth tells you are the right ones. The world sucks. Helldivers, like almost every other video game in existance, is meant to be a break from the suck. Don't contaminate it with the endless fighting people are trying to forget for a couple hours in the evening. Now, I know a lot of you don't like me, and I don't expect you to. But in the case you want to participate but don't want to talk to me, I've recruited @RamenDealers, @BileSpewerSeat, @SeafTropper, @NolletsThe, and @AD49Apollonian to be less-biased liason officers you can also apply to the tournament with. To apply now, repost this tweet or the related posts of the above individuals and DM either me or them! Freedom's farewells, Helldivers, I'll see you on the frontlines! *For the safety of the participants and the long term reputation of the tournament, the entry of individuals who have engaged in violent threats or glorification of violence will be subject to the decision of the judges, based on the severity of the behavior.
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