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it’s leviosAHHH not leviosuhhhhh
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What’s your favorite nickname that someone has given you??
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AHHHHHHhhHHhHhhHhHh
Mercury is in retrograde again until November 13.
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That is Mars. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mar
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yall live boring lives
Mfs are pushing 30 and dressing up the weekend before Halloween to go to the bars. Get some help
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I haven’t talked about the Dodgers since they got eliminated. But you know who has everyday … the 29 other fanbases🌚
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i love that I’m not no suburban small town ass person cause 30 in nyc is 21…we still young hot and free
Pushing 30 talking about some Halloween weekend moves man get tf on😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I’m sorry but Tampa Bay Milwaukee has to be the most boring World Series ever. I don’t think I’ve ever cared about a World Series less
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If you encounter ICE, here's what every New Yorker should know.
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KELEBEKLERİ YOK SAYMAYANLAR İÇİN 32 YIL İYİ ŞANS 🦋✨
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I don’t want no nigga with a YN mindset. I love a family man. Make yo money and come back home to us. Trips, dates, family vacations. Y’all can have these niggas that wanna fuck different bitches & do YN sht.
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RT @slicexwrists: Dating apps have rotted your brains. Going over to someone’s house is not a good first date. They are a stranger. That’s…
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This how a man supposed to respond.
Wife told me last night the Christmas flights to Chicago $1200 and she paused and stared at me for awhile like I was gonna say “no” girl we only live once if that’s how much it cost you know I’ll just go to work more 🤷🏾‍♂️
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say what you mean, mean what you say.
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someone explain to me wtf is signals on hinge
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I don’t crave sex. I crave intimacy. I miss cuddling. 😔
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don’t piss me off LMAO
Did you confess your love to your favorite Scorpio today?
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I know my family missed me randomly yelling and quoting Harry Potter in the crib LMAOOOOO
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ughhhhhhhHhHhHh
Scorpio season has started.
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I pray I never deal with a person like this again and the way people believe them too is crazy
Repeatedly pushing someone past their limit so you can weaponize their reaction and paint yourself as the victim is calculated, cowardly, and pure evil.
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As someone who has a very disturbing level of anxiety, I become sick to my stomach when I get ignored.
does getting ignored trigger you.?
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