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You say cowke and our bins are purple thanks
Replying to @FerryLad
But but but I hate how they say 'coke' and their bins are green! 🤬🤬 And we're the fucking weirdos apparently
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Out robbing diesel 😂😂
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I can see the Indians but where’s the cowboys
Meanwhile over in Chelmsley Wood
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The 4 suspect in there way to FAF fairwood
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RAF FFS 🤦‍♂️
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Boss the way Peter Reid does what he wants Proper Lionel Blair’s 👏👏
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Problem solved
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Mornin’ 👋🏼👋🏼
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What a sad life
A few seconds later and I might have been mid-Zebra, but this driver did not care; parallel crossing, road junction, centre line? Whatever! Now is the ideal time to use a mobile phone. (March 2026, police ‘embargo’ expired)
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Absolute gezza 😂😂
Generación X 🆚 Milenials
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Someone's been up all night 😂😂
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I’ve stayed in bigger cells
“8 hours of pushin broom, buys you a nine by five Portugal hotel room” 2ft 6” wide bed So small I’m too close to the 4 walls to take a proper photo 😳
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I still wouldn’t pay my tv licence
BREAKING: One lucky UK ticket-holder has won the £111m Euromillions jackpot. @jonathansamuels is on his way to check his numbers 🏃‍♂️
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When I’m in work i smash these numbers out the park
On average, British adults spend one hour and 52 minutes each day in a bad mood.
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Would you let him finish his lesson
JIX5A
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Ye mar hires a leaky bike and and crash into a Rolls Royce
The Savoy hotel roller gets the @limebike treatment. Another person that can’t ride a bike! Nice big ding & couple of grand repair. Fed up of this.
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Excuse me sir is this the drive tru for Costa coffee
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Just don't make them like this anymore 😂😂😂
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Saturday vibes
Chedski 🧀
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