USA: I have kept your stuff on the stairs above. India: Tujha saamaan Virginia war thevlay
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Me: I have Started classifying my spending into essential, luxury and investment. She: What about the money spent on Missal? Me: Oh that's miscellaneous.
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Me: What is your favourite superfood? She: Fox nuts. Me: Makana te roj.
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She: Mi kal pahilyanda parathe banavle ani I slayed. Me: Kasley kele? She: Coz when I take effort, I slay. Me: . . . She: Methiche.
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POV: It's a Saturday morning in 2001.
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Whenever Shraddha Kapoor faces any problems, she solves them using her own skills and Intellegence rather than asking her father. Because she knows शक्ती पेक्षा युक्ती श्रेष्ठ .
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Who called it कृषि दर्शन and not peak cinema??
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Maths changes by region in India. 'Sade teen lakh' are different in Maharashtra and Punjab.
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Stand up comedy
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Sounds that maharashtrian creatures make- Dog: bhubhu Cat: meow meow Birds:
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Prime minister's of various countries visited a dairy to buy products. PM of Israel: Mi Dudh Ghenar PM of India: Mi Toop Ghenar PM of Italy: Miloni
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य र ल श are solid letters but not व. Yacha kay kaaran te व गळणार aahe
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While travelling, my friend always rides via the road which has most number of bars. Khupch via jato ahe to.
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मेघना(मेघा), नायनाली(नैनी) and मैथिली(मै) are judges of a singing competition focusing on different aspects of classical music from different cities. मेघालय बघते मैसूर बघते आणि नैनिताल बघते
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The Red crayon fell sick. The doctor started the treatment immediately आणि तो काही दिवसातच brown गेला.
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Nurse: Arey yaha pe koi is aurat ka Pati hai kya? Rural Marathi guy: Homeopathy✋️
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What does salman say to his brother after getting annoyed? Arbaz kar ata!
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ICICI, HDFC and IDBI are starting their own pickles. Jaun ekda Tyanchya personal Loanchya baddal mahiti kadha.
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Millenials don't reply "Kay zala" with what happened. They reply "kay zala" with "baal radat hota"
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