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I imagine the briefing went like this
BREAKING: Trump briefed that Iran's new supreme leader Mojtaba Khamenei is probably g-y, per NYP.
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Plot twist: The woman was the copilot.
😳 Woman on United Airlines flight says she was forced to sit next to masturbating man. tmz.com/2026/09/23/united-ai…
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Trying to play it straight on my Friday teams call after day drinking at the house
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“Hey Dad, please pass the salt and pep-”
🚨WILD: BYU quarterback Bear Bachmeier and his family reportedly eat dinner together completely NAKED, according to a bizarre story shared during last week’s FOX broadcast 😭
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Clav looksmaxxing in prison
Clavicular, the controversial “looksmaxxing” livestreamer, has been charged with rape in Massachusetts. The infamous internet personality, whose real name is Braden Peters, was also charged in the criminal complaint, filed earlier this month in Orleans, Massachusetts, district court, with drugging a person for sexual intercourse and procuring alcohol for an underage person. cnn.it/4ycj95P
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My wife after I show her my “helicopter trick” for the thousandth time
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Made it through another Monday hungover
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Siraj after seeing this
US Air Force pilots get messages from their comrades at Ye Olde Iwo Jima Spa, 1945. This spa and bathhouse was established on the Island of Iwo Jima by Col. J. E. Walthers, a flight surgeon for the 7th Fighter Command. 😃
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Turning 39 Turning 40
Tom Cruise is 64 years old on the left Tom Cruise in 'Diggers' plays 65-year-old Digger Rockwell on the right
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“How much you wanna bet that I can punt a football over them mountains?”
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Wife: Are we going to do anything as a family today? Me:
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Them: You’re sick if you support Lauren Boebert’s actions! Me:
What is your reaction to this story? I don’t like it! And the worst part that it involves staffers under her supervision. That’s never a good move or idea!
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Thank you for your service, ma’am.
🚨#BREAKING: Rep. Lauren Boebert is accused in a sworn House ethics complaint of having lesbian affairs with 2 female staffers under her supervision.
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Using my X cash to pay for golf and beer without the wife knowing.
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Lions fans watching the first half.
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Sitting on a Teams call, unaware your audio is off
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I counted at least 15 sprays. Unnecessary and excessive. He should be fined.
JAMEIS WINSTON APPLIES COLOGNE EXACTLY HOW YOU EXPECT JAMEIS WINSTON TO APPLY HIS COLOGNE. 💀💀💀
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When you’ve hardly drank all night and the thick girl shoots her shot
Such a dick move
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It’s Sunday. I’m ready.
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Getting up to grab more beer and snacks during halftime like
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Sophie Cunningham revealed her new boyfriend.
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