Hal Jordan: "make up your own oath" John Stewart:

This one’s for the millennials. 🎉 Digimon: The Movie was released 26 years ago today! I’ll never forget stepping into that little nondescript recording booth in Hollywood to voice the starring role of Tai, the leader of the DigiDestined. Back then, I had no idea that what we were creating would become something that would touch millions of lives around the world. Since the TV series first aired on Fox Kids in 1999, I’ve had the honor of voicing Tai in all 10 Digimon movies. Seeing this fandom grow into a global phenomenon has been one of the greatest joys of my career. From the kids who grew up watching, to the parents now sharing it with their own children, to all the fans I’ve met at conventions over the years… thank you for keeping the spirit of Digimon alive for 26 incredible years. One thing I’ve learned from this experience is that the stories we share can connect people across generations. And 26 years later, that connection is still going strong. Here’s to Courage. Friendship. Adventure. And to the fans who made it all possible. ❤️ #Digimon #DigimonTheMovie #Anime #VoiceActor #90s

One of the most beloved mecha titles of all time is about to make a long-overdue comeback, and fans couldn't be happier about it. cbr.com/zoids-chaotic-centur…

Decided to try #YGOGenesys format after checking out new points list What other 37 cards should I add to main deck?

Mai Valentine 💜 #yugioh

Okay obviously I'll be doing my thoughts here #YGOGenesys - The list is incredible. Does so much for the format that it desperately needs. Hitting the ceiling. Lowering engine. Like these changes are so instrumental. So much is invalidated by Shifter staying 10.

Genesys points seemingly in Neuron

I wonder what a #YGOGenesys Dark Time Wizard deck would look like?

Anything for bath time

Found it. Went through all the camera angles. The reason why the Eagles run failed on 3rd and goal from the 2 (which likely would have scored) is because Cam Jurgens slightly false started, but it wasn't called. He was on top of Hurts too quickly as he pulled, and his hand hit the ball as Jalen took the snap. Caused a bobble, which meant the ball didn't actually get handed off.

Besides injuries...HOW TF YOU LOSE THAT? Just take the points! (My sister was yelling at the TV since I didn't watch so this is how I know they lost)

DUMBLEDORE, VERY CALMLY: “THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING YEAR, BITCHES. I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU STUDENTS. FUCKING HELL, WHY THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?! BUT FIRST HARRY. YOU MADE A FUCKING DRUG LAB UNDER HOGWARTS?! GODDAMN, HARRY! I’LL ADMIT IT… YOU CAN FUCKING COOK. BUT FOR FUCK’S SAKE, STOP COOKING FOR ONE DAY, OKAY?! MISS MALFOID! STOP SELLING GUNS FROM JOHN THE WIZARD FROM AMERICA! I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW THE FUCK JOHN ARE ABLE TO SELL TO YOU! RON! STOP SMOKING FOR FUCK’S SAKE! YOU’RE SMOKING SO MUCH I CAN SEE THE FUCKING FUTURE THROUGH YOUR ROOM! GINNY! STOP STALKING EVERYONE’S SECRET! HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN KNOW EVERYONE’S SECRETS AND DUMBLEDORE FILE?! MISS LOVE! FOR FUCK’S SAKE, STOP EXPERIMENTING WITH DEMON MAGIC! LAST WEEK YOU SUMMONED SOMETHING THAT EVEN THE FUCKING DEMENTORS WERE AFRAID OF! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH. I HAVE LOST MY PATIENCE. I HAVE LOST MY SANITY. AND SOMEHOW, THE MINISTRY STILL ONY ARSE FUCK YOU DOBBY. NOW… IT IS TIME FOR THE FINAL HOUSE POINTS. I HAVE CALCULATED EVERYTHING. I HAVE CONSULTED THE STAFF. I HAVE CONSULTED THE MINISTRY. I HAVE CONSULTED THE GOBLINS. I HAVE CONSULTED THE GOD OF MAGIC. AND AFTER CAREFUL CONSIDERATION… GRYFFINDOR RECEIVES ∞ × 10,000,000,000 ULTRA GAJILION POINTS. WAIT. THAT NUMBER IS TOO FUCKING LARGE. FUCK IT. GRYFFINDOR NOW OWNS THE ENTIRE FUCKING SCOREBOARD. THE OTHER HOUSES HAVE NEGATIVE POINTS. HELL, THE CONCEPT OF POINTS HAS BEEN FUCKING ABOLISHED. GRYFFINDOR WINS. FOR HOW LONG? ETERNITY. THAT’S IT. NO MORE POINTS. NO MORE SPEECHES. AND FUCK ALL OTHER HOUSES AND FUCK ALL SCHOOLS OF MAGIC HOGWARTS RULES. GOODNIGHT, BITCHES.” AND FUCK YOU SNAPE

DUMBLEDORE, VERY CALMLY: “HARRY POTTER! DID YOU ASK MALFOID TO THE DANCE?! HER FATHER IS SO FUCKING PISSED! I HAVE NEVER SEEN LUCIUS MALFOY THIS ANGRY IN MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE! HE HOOKED DOBBY UP TO A CAR BATTERY AND A PINATA AT THE SAME TIME! THEN HE USED A TIME SPELL TO TURN SECONDS INTO HOURS! HARRY, I WALKED INTO THE ROOM AND HAD NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT I WAS LOOKING AT. DOBBY WAS JUST HANGING THERE, GETTING BONKED BY THE PINATA EVERY FEW SECONDS, WHILE LUCIUS WAS STANDING IN THE CORNER SCREAMING ABOUT THE MALFOY FAMILY HONOR. FUNNIEST SHIT I EVER SAW. I HAD TO LEAVE THE ROOM BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD. EVEN SNAPE WAS TRYING NOT TO LAUGH. AND THAT MAN DOESN’T EVEN FUCKING SMILE. BUT, HARRY… THIS ISN’T A JOKE. YOU ASKED DRACAENA MALFOID TO THE DANCE. YOU HAVE PROVOKED THE MALFOY FAMILY. YOU HAVE DISTURBED THE PEACE OF HOGWARTS. YOU HAVE CAUSED LUCIUS MALFOY TO COMMIT WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT WAS. THE MINISTRY IS PROBABLY GOING TO HEAR ABOUT THIS. THE DAILY PROPHET WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS. THE GOBLINS WILL PROBABLY HEAR ABOUT THIS. HELL, I WOULDN’T BE SURPRISED IF VOLDEMORT HEARS ABOUT THIS. I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND THE GRAVITY OF THE SITUATION. THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS MATTER. THEREFORE, AS HEADMASTER, I HAVE BEEN FORCED TO TAKE DISCIPLINARY ACTION. I HAVE CAREFULLY CONSIDERED YOUR ACTIONS. I HAVE CONSULTED THE PROFESSORS. I HAVE CONSULTED THE PORTRAITS. I HAVE EVEN CONSULTED THE FUCKING SORTING HAT. AND AFTER MUCH DELIBERATION… I HAVE DECIDED THAT YOU WILL RECEIVE… 5000,000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR. NOW GO TO THE DANCE, HARRY.

bro

In 1999, actress Rue McClanahan, who played Blanche in 'The Golden Girls,' made an appearance as Steve's grandmother on 'Blue's Clues'

“HARRY POTTERRRRR!! YOU DARE IMPREGNATE MALFOID AND THEN PRESUME TO ASK ME TO BE GODFATHER TO THE BABIES?!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!! PREPOSTEROUS!!! RIDICULOUS!! ANYWAY, YES I SHALL!!!! 20 MILLION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!!!!”

October vibes 🎃

"HARRY POTTER, YOU MADE MALFOID DRESS UP AS YOUR DEAD MOTHER AND HAD RELATIONS ON SNAPE'S DESK WHILE DRESSED UP AS YOUR FATHER. YOU PRANKED SNAPE BY YELLING 'YOU'LL NEVER HAVE THIS' ALL TO SKIP OUT ON ONE POTION CLASS? 500 POINTS GRYFFINDOR."

I was gonna sketch Malfoid but ended up making Hagroid

HARRY YOU SICK FUCK YOU ASKED HER IF SHE COULD SHOW YOU HER CHAMBER OF SECRETS SO YOU COULD SPEAK PARSELTONGUE IN IT? WHAT'S THIS BUSINESS ABOUT ASKING WHERE YOUR SNAKE WILL BE TONIGHT? NOW SHE'S ROOTING FOR THE OPPOSITE HOUSE? THIRTY POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR.