They should change the name to "Strait of Schrödinger". It's both open and closed at the same time.

European diplomats schooled at Oxford and Sciences Po watching American officials speak at Davos

The President of the United States and the dumbest motherfucker on earth should be two different people.

Being a European today basically means having a pretty excellent day until around 5 pm when the White House starts posting the dumbest shit you've ever had the misfortune to read. Every. Damn. Day.

Turns out the last line of defense against authoritarian pressure is a mild-mannered former investment banker armed with spreadsheets.

No-one will take seriously a weak and divided Europe: neither enemy nor ally. It is already clear now. We must finally believe in our own strength, we must continue to arm ourselves, we must stay united like never before. One for all, and all for one. Otherwise, we are finished.

Was machen wir eigentlich, wenn Marines in Brüssel landen und den EU Binnenmarktskommissar entführen?

TRUMP DOESN’T NEED A COGNITIVE TEST. HIS VOTERS DO

At no point during the five-year span that Monty Python's Flying Circus aired on the BBC, from October 1969 to December 1974, could the greatest comedic minds of their time come up with a skit more grotesquely absurd than Trump placing a fake peace-prize medal over his own head.

They would do well to remember that the Nuremberg rally was followed by the Nuremberg trials

He's laughing as he pours gas on the flames of societal issues because he's rich, he's protected and he's watching the peasants fight & kill each other. It's a game to him. This is Elon's entertainment. No need for the hunger games. He's got Twitter to distort reason & reality.

Dear President Trump, say after me: "Russia would not have dared to attack NATO member Poland with drones if Joe Biden had still been president."

Ein Nein ist ein Nein. Kanada hat es gesagt. Grönland hat es gesagt. Und Trump? Er macht ungerührt weiter. Weil für Männer wie Trump ein Nein kein Nein ist, sondern eine Einladung, noch härter zuzupacken. Männer wie Trump verstehen ein „Nein“ nicht als endgültige Antwort, sondern als eine, die sie nur noch heißer macht. Sie akzeptieren kein Nein von Frauen. Sie akzeptieren kein Nein von Nationen. Sie akzeptieren kein Nein von der Welt. Das hier hat nichts mit Geopolitik zu tun, das sind keine „Verhandlungen“. Das ist das Verhalten eines übergriffigen Mannes, der so lange drängt, bis das Opfer sich nicht mehr wehren kann. Wer Trumps Besessenheit mit Kanada und Grönland nicht im höchsten Maße beängstigend findet, hat Männer wie Trump noch nicht verstanden - und gibt am Ende dem Opfer die Schuld wegen zu kurzer Röcke.

”Why don’t you wear a suit?”

Zelensky must have been surprised. He went to Whitehouse and ended up speaking to Kremlin.

President Macron had to come all the way from France to show American journalists how to fact check trump.

What Elon Musk means, when he talks about freedom of speech, is the freedom to lie without consequences.

Imagine the shit a woman would get if she dared bring her toddler, on her shoulders, into the White House Oval Office for a press conference…