Writer, editor, thinker. Auditory goofing: @VariconVideo🎥 & @That_Looney💣. #ActuallyAutistic musings and notes on special interests go here. (he/him)

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I spent the better part of four months working on a video essay on the complete history of the reality competition program The Mole in english speaking countries. It is now finished. I hope you enjoy this behemoth of a video. youtu.be/YAU8bPmfhwg
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Republican’s midterm messageing
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Can you guess who's this week's guest on @HotOnes? 👀🔥
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Hey guys Drew Rasmussen’s trying to no hit the yanks
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WORKS EVERY TIME unrelated: if you can’t leg out a triple, DON’T TRY TO LEG OUT A TRIPLE
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Victor Wembanyama was asked if he would ever sign a deal with a sports betting company: “Absolutely not. Honestly, I think it’s very sad to see some players promote it.”
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The Rays make it TEN runs in Philly 😳
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as usual 'hey everybody, drew rasmussen's trying to no-hit the yankees'
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was saying to someone yesterday that Pete's first year in Baltimore is turning out a lot like Thome's first year in Philly, and with this I'm not exactly retracting that.
Pete Alonso’s 40th homer of the year gives the @Orioles the lead! 💥
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woody stoned out of his mind trapped in the widow's bay group shot should be a meme
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There's a lot of things I could say today. None of them matter as much as some of the things said in this. Proud of my Uncle Gary. I mean, I always am, but today specifically I'm proud of him.
Howie Roseman. An @Eagles lifer. An NYC fireman. How 3 lives became forever linked by the 9/11 tragedy, and a key became a symbol for hope during Philly's Super Bowl run. 🔑 #NFLFIlmsPresents
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around 8:09 there's an appearance by a sasquatch in eagles colors that attempts to ruin the message but it still comes through.
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There are currently no active conversations for a full ‘MUPPET SHOW’ series revival. Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on. (Source: Deadline)
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immediate thoughts 1. two of these people continue to be in lorne michaels's contacts despite never being very good at hosting SNL. he needs to lose their numbers. PRONTO. 2. i'm certainly not complaining about the premiere. 3. excited for halloween.
The first shows of Saturday Night Live’s 52nd season have been announced!
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m night shyamalan has canonically listened to mitski. auteurs: they're just like us.
First trailer for M. Night Shyamalan's ‘REMAIN’, starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Phoebe Dynevor. The thriller follows a man who moves to a coastal town & is pulled into a deadly mystery by a supernatural woman. In theaters on February 14, 2027.
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i know that's right
With Spencer Jones and Aaron Judge, the Yankees are the first MLB team on record with multiple position players 6 ft 7 in or taller in a season
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royal blood could play the US SNL but i think if lorne tried to listen to a royal blood song he'd spontaneously combust
BREAKING NEWS: #SNLUK HOST & MUSICAL GUEST ANNOUNCEMENT🇬🇧 19 September – Jamie Demetriou / Royal Blood
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Every now and then this country shows glimpses of the actual greatness it’s capable of
THEY GOT THE HOT DOG IN THE BUN 🌭
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