Champagne Socialist / Ketamine Communist

Berlin, Germany
The millennium falcon when him and chewbacca pull up in episode 7
i need hands exploring me right now
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It’s called a girth certificate brother and it’s calculated using my pioneering water displacement method™️ hit subscribe for more info
Someone needs to make a BMI chart for penis length and girth
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Lost 200 followers today so far due to my output. Will not be backing down. Will be doubling down.
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Doing a cum tribute on my gas bill cos it was lower than expected
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Me at the Twitter awards 2026
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‘My body my choice’ I mutter to myself under my breath as I shave my arsehole in the bath
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Alan partridge in his toblerone phase
up to 10 bars... will i get through or not? #glastonbury
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Oh Jason cundy is on a ‘generational run’ is he? Is he yeah? I think Berlin Blade is on a generational run in terms of his Twitter output but they dont want you talking about that. Cutting edge comedy. But nothing offensive or blue. You lot could learn a lot if you LISTENED to me
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Ban on getting trapped in the washing machine incoming
Ban on strangulation and incest in porn to come into force this autumn lbc.co.uk/article/strangulat…
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This looks exactly like the inside of my toastie machine before I put my bread on it
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Dick is not short for Richard dick is short because I have a beer belly
i still don’t understand why “richard” gets shortened to “dick”
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The female orgasm is a myth pushed by the Israeli propaganda machine to make western men feel insecure by the way. Wake up.
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The reviews are in! Critics are saying it is the smelliest poo he has ever done!
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I’ve got cock dysmorphia
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I think I’ve got gout
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My archived WhatsApp chats is an absolute graveyard
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RT @HAUSOFSLEEZE: @DrtyItz2 she tanked! sorry😭
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I’m assembling a team
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Lunch time is crunch time
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