I wan host space WiFi Dey off 😒

Ijbol😂😭

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When misogynists finally realise it’s Shein, not Hein.

OSASBABY FOR CBN GOVERNOR 🏦🇳🇬 I’m running for CBN Governor on the Lagos Life Game, and I have questions. Who is printing this money?
Why is everybody suddenly a billionaire?
And why are people still scamming? Here’s my manifesto 🧵👇🏾 #LagosLifeCBN

i will find u and i will kiss u till u can't breathe again!

i know a lot of people have posted about leaving meat for last and finding out it was moulded egusi all along but it just happened to me and i’m pissed asf

One of the best shows fr !!

One thing I’m grateful for is the fact that I never attended a boarding school.

Girl!!!😂 Don’t forget Patches, where we’d take different Ankara fabrics and make it into a dress😂

I really cannot deal with immature people

Maybe this is why I’ve been losing my ass

Hmm this tweet sums up the pedophilic problems in this country.

You all, They are killing our fathers and mothers, kidnapping our brothers and sisters in Kaduna state. The media is not taking up this news and these kidnappers are operating every night in heart of kaduna. HELP US! #kadunaisnotsafe #kadunaisnotsafe #kadunaisnotsafe

"I already took care of it." "I remembered you said you wanted this." "Call me when you get home." "I made reservations." "What day are you free?" "We'll figure it out together." "I'm not going anywhere."

You promised a girl 100k to give her only if she comes and lay with you. She told you she’s a student and wants to use the money to go back to school as her only surviving parent can’t help her raise the money. She comes to see you, una knack finish. You record the entire episode and give her 20k instead of the agreed 100k. She asks for the balance, you threaten to leak the sex tape that didn’t show your face but hers pronounced. You even went ahead to send the clip to a friend. Before anyone could say jack, tape dey everywhere! The girl took the matter to the Ministry of Justice, crying for help. She even attempted to take her life. The ministry take the case up, now you’ve been sent to jail, live imprisonment. Year 3 student of Uniuyo o. You’ll miss like 8 World Cups or more, Tiago Messi and Cristiano Jr will come and win World Cup with Argentina and Portugal respectively. Yamal’s brother will come and coach Equatorial Guinea. You’ll now be watching NTA news behind bars. Again I ask, what is the fun in recording a sexual moment and sharing the clip?