I don't like to use :) because I think it's cheesy, but then sometimes people don't know that I'm kidding. I'm in an emoticonundrum.

I'm not really interested in machine learning. I'm interested in machine homework completion.

I hope the new NASA space suits can withstand the environment of a movie backlot.

In the ongoing struggle between my sense of decency and my kleptomania, kleptomania takes it again.

I will not stand for a sedentary lifestyle because then it wouldn't be.

Over Spring Break, the Caltech campus is so empty that I forget class isn’t in session.