$MSTR selling covered calls, sometimes I post parody and other times I’m very serious. The idea is that you’ll never know.

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Saw a guy at the mall who has 310k followers and pretty famous in a niche industry. Said what up to him and he asked if I wanted a picture. Obvious no, I just wanted to say good work.
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Magnetic portable Phone charger blew up and caught fire in my hand last night. I dropped it on my son’s bed where it erupted into flames bursting flames in all directions as I quickly grabbed a blanket to put the fire out. My iPhone 17 air over heated and eventually turned back on(I was still in the middle of a poker tournament, luckily I hadn’t been blinded out) finished 2nd/68. Only 1st won the prize My son is devastated about his new superhero bed sheets being ruined..less concerned about the literal hole in his mattress. Be careful with these batteries.
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People don’t even know what bitcoin is. IBIT, MSTR and ASST going to get a serious look from retail if q3 and q4 are green!
The complete lack of FOMO or interest in Bitcoin at $87k tells me we’re going much higher than most people think.
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Start trading. Believe in yourself.
Stop trading and believe in something.
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All the people who were selling covered calls on BTC and treasury company’s are getting wise and waiting on the bull run to finish before selling them. I am going to continue selling them but I am going to be taking the cash from the calls and buying leaps on those same stocks. Let’s see how it works for me
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I don’t know anyone richer than me that takes life to seriously
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I'm ashamed to admit it but I'm buying more $MSTR at $88 I was a buyer at $300 so I have to be a buyer here If Microstrategy blows up it's because Bitcoin failed and at that point I'm cooked regardless
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$1300 gap between futures & spot for BTC is a meaningful gap. Interesting to watch this gap as price action to the upside continues
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None of you actually bought the bottom.
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On Friday, I told my friend @Kristianwolf15 his covered calls were going to get optioned and he said he would buy back BTC cheaper. I don’t think he’ll get that chance.
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Imagine how bad NVK would’ve been going after LIQUID for the liquid hack if the cold card thing hadn’t just happened right before it
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I am now offering 1 on 1 audio calls via X for my subscribers. They must be scheduled in advance and prioritized based on seniority.
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Being prepared is one thing. Being a fear monger for views is another. & in response to you crying about $ getting pulled from your satoshi action fund because you want to politicize bitcoin, the response from maga would be come for the king and get clipped.
Fuel shortages coming to a town near you.
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Market trading as expected. Interest rate hike was a sell the rumour and buy the news. This also although not bullish for risk on trades has brought clarity to the markets and given them some forward guidance which often leads to a continued rally
HIKE & RALLY. I love it.
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Me and Willy both felt like the top was in or very close to in within weeks of the top. Now we both think there is a 90%+ likelihood the bottom is in. I’m not sure what Willy is expecting based on liquidity but I believe we see a Q1 2027 rally that will feel similar to the rally just had from 60 to 80k which would be a push to break $100k and find support above $105k for a consolidation period before making a serious run at the ATH.
I put the probability the bottom is in at 90%. We are in an early bull market structure based on long term investor liquidity returning.
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Hey @elonmusk I have a massive marketing proposal for @Tesla. I want no compensation for the idea but I think you would see the benefit and it would be a very cool/viral idea that would push tesla into the community square conversations even more. @MercedesBenz @BMW @Porsche @Ferrari @Lamborghini you are all welcome to contact me and this idea will be shared with only 1 car company for what could be the most viral marketing campaign for a vehicle brand idea ever.
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Are you ready?
$STRC BACK AT $100 by October and the bull market starts again
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$STRC BACK AT $100 by October and the bull market starts again
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Being able to live unemployed in a first world country is a sign of intelligence
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