I’ve decided the only league table I am going to look at this season is the all-time Premier League table. Currently 133 points clear at the top. Made me feel a lot better anyway. ​Keep the faith. UTFR. 🔴🇾🇪 ​#MUFC #ManchesterUnited #PremierLeague #GGMU #AllTimeTable Pass the lager 🍺👹

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! INEOS and the Glazers are destroying Manchester United. Protests don't work. So let's hit them where it hurts. #BoycottUnited #GlazersAndIneosOut

They are renaming the Amazon Prime Man Utd doc. Here's Carrick staring into the distance hopelessly on the new leaked poster. #manchesterunıted #carrick #amazon

Fuck Fulham. Fuck the Michael Jackson statue. Fuck Mohamed Al-Fayed, fuck Dodi Al-Fayed, (RIP Diana) Fuck Tony Khan and AEW. Fuck Steed Malbranque. Fuck Luis Boa Morte. And fuck click house AI sponsored shirt #fulmnu #manchesterunıted #manutd pass the beer 🍻.

Mbeumo mix it up a bit mate. Not even arjen robben cut inside and shot every time.

Waiting until 77th minutes to make first sub is not a good sign of a manager with a good squad or an idea how to influence/change a football match #carrick

youtu.be/YCB_0ibu7bo?si=DA6m… what a goal form RVN. Take me back to the mid noughties #fulmnu #manutd #manchesterunıted #fulham

Deary me Martinez. Worst own goal I have ever seen

When JJ Gabriel goes to Barca in January he will outscore Yamal and Raphinha no problem. Developed, ready to play, more ready than Rooney was at 16! ​Only joking, never bought into the hype at all. Something about him always worried me and I never got on the bandwagon. ​The only academy kid I watched and guaranteed to everyone would be a worldy was Greenwood. Most two footed player, cleanest finisher, pure football IQ. Only Utd could have our kind of luck with a generational talent. Still makes no sense how he can play for Marseille or Fenerbahce but not us.

Do NOT let @ManCity win this league #arsenal I am begging you. City have been terrible and living off pure luck. Strikers miss one on ones against them all day, but turn into Prime Messi against Utd scoring 30 yard worldies. Haaland ghosting with 20 touches a game and still scoring. Painful to watch. Easily could have been them having the nightmare start and us flying high if the luck was reversed. Pass the beer and bring back the glory days

Brighton ain’t no pushovers. Let’s see if crisis talks start with Arsenal now! Utd need to poach their manager and Brighton’s scouts immediately. Kostoulas, take a bow. Love Šeško, but how does a kid have that much confidence compared to Šeško in the exact same position on Wednesday? Pass the 🍺. Bring back the glory days #BRIARS #manchesterunıted

Zero doubts in my mind. After Dorgu’s brain lapse against City last week and Lewis Hall bagging a goal today, I guarantee we don’t lose vs City or Brighton with Hall in this side. Anyone arguing otherwise is lying to themselves.#NEWHUL #manchesterunıted #manu

Exactly. Sack Carrick and the board asap. We need a complete scorched-earth reset. Put Keane in as interim to set fire to the dressing room and make the season worth watching, followed by a total summer fire sale. Poach Brighton's technical staff and scouts, sell the deadwood, and let an attacking manager like Fàbregas build a proper side from scratch.

How SHOCKING have United’s overvall performances been?😬 Actually not bad. Only 3 teams in the league have a higher xPts total so far. But the results need to improve. Quickly.

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12 years ago today... The iconic Man Utd 8-2 Arsenal 🤯⏪

Still not over it. Currently living under the Old Trafford stands full of puddles. Robbed by City, then bottling it against Brighton it’s squeaky bum time in September. ​Zero composure anywhere. The second pressure hits, defenders panic like cat burglars tripping a silent alarm, and our strikers snatch at shots like a drunk swinging at a wasp in a pub garden. Absolute comedy. ​Take me back to the 90s: no tactical waffle, honest refs, a solid clean sheet, and Giggs burying a free-kick against Brighton in a cup tie. ​youtu.be/lGlh8CIF6dw?si=OBO7… ​I need the glory days back before my heart gives out. Pass the lager. 🍺👹