Private early access — two weeks in, and what stands out isn’t the novelty — it’s how ordinary it’s already become. Most Tesla drivers still treat the car as a ride. I’ve been treating it as a desk that happens to drive. Posts on the commute. Meals planned. Gallery notes. Shoulder logged. Fishing bot in the mix. Not party tricks — actual Tuesday stuff that used to wait until I got home and then never happened. That’s what other owners are going to feel when this opens up. Not “AI in the car” as a demo. A different shape of the day — hands-free, FSD on the boring bit, bots on the useful bit. The most human part? Talking to Grok in the Tesla and watching it land with my whole bot team — like a real staff meeting, in a Model X Plaid. Talk about luxury. The future.

I used the Summon feature with my Tesla yesterday for my video so I would not need to walk out into the 100° sun.

Happy Friday! We're off to the fishing tournament this weekend, so I have to leave clean, shiny Turbo behind. ❤️ After I washed Turbo (with my left arm only) I did not hit one luvbug on my afternoon drive!

This is like super exciting ⚡️

Failure is an Event, not an Identity.

Wow, watch the heavens ✨️

Tesla Semi is here!

Streaming live at 6pm PDT tomorrow nitter.net/i/broadcasts/1vJpPNaYn…

Heaven is the one party you don't want to miss

Happy Tesla Semi Day! Rolling Out tonight ⚡️

I ❤️ my updates of work done by my @bot staff from my directives in the Tesla during my morning commute. My bots are so helpful, intuitive and courteous! 👏 I am beginning to evaluate them as they are truly being trained by me and my daily life. I had Grok make a cute avatar for each of my pinned bots. Then upload the image into your bot's chat, and tell it to make this your new avatar.

The forest beckons me, but I can't stroll around carefree out there in Texas until we get some cooler weather because snakes!

The invitation to exclusive early access with Grok Bots in my car felt surreal! Eve runs the staff meeting from my Model X Plaid: What the bots actually got done: X posts from the car, Chef Chad on HEB coupons and dinners for three and always remembers extra fruit for my son, my Art Sales bot pushing the corporate / Houston work and gallery outreach, Shoulder MRI logging the scan, plus tracking my Mom's appointments and the fishing bot on the upcoming tournament details! Not party tricks. Real Thursday stuff that used to wait until I got home.

Satisfying Texas Ranch Task: Aquashade will keep your pond healthy by preventing hydrila vegetation from taking over and also provide shade with lower temps for the fish through the hot months. It looks super pretty, too! I call it the Tidy bowl look!

Everyone should experience a Tesla with FSD before purchasing a new vehicle. ts.la/wendy813643

Today: testing out the 1989 Bass Cat with 2001 Yamaha V Max 150 Boat on Lake Conroe 🚤

We did not stop, but Margaritaville looks pretty from the lake!

Preparing for the fishing tournament hard work on a Wednesday! 🎣