probably late and definitely hungover | dirty commie bastard | he/him
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🎶Huff the magic dragon
Lived on the coast
And tweeted horny on his main
At risk of the group chat's roast
All of funny twitter
Loved that rascal Huff
And gave him likes and retweets
And even DM'd him stuff🎶
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It's important to illegally watch the american american football streams rather than legally watching the canadian stream because they play geographically relevant ads and you get to see shaq cucking himself to fake cuck someone else
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Shaquille O'Neal did an honest to god cuck joke with like the race stuff and everything not just a guy that likes to watch for a CREDIT CARD COMMERCIAL?
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Huff retweeted
this is how a championship season starts
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People will say you can't be racist to someone with my skin tone and that may well be true but you guys have no idea how many times I've been compared to Alan from The Hangover
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“Have you seen” yes. Yes I have. I am on the internet constantly like everyone else. I have seen it. My screen time has been 8 hours a day every year since like 2007. It’s not good. I have seen it. We don’t need to talk about internet shit. How are your kids
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I wish my grandparents were still alive, wearing this to family dinner won't be half as funny without them there
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We created the torment nexus
EXCLUSIVE: Netflix has announced "The New Stanford Prison Experiment," an unscripted series streaming Oct. 21.
"Thirty willing participants enter a real prison and are randomly assigned as guards or prisoners. Thrust into a system of power, hierarchy, and control, they’ll discover whether ordinary people inevitably conform to the roles they’re given—or whether empathy, morality, and individuality can withstand the forces pushing them in the opposite direction. As the pressure builds and the balance of power begins to shift, the central question feels more urgent than ever: Does power corrupt?"
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My mother once again vindicated in her macklemore fandom she can't stop being a perfect flawless angel
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The preachy vegan stereotype is a thing of the past seemingly (from my own little bubble of perspective in this big world at least) but even if I'm wrong the preachy meat eater has vastly overtaken the former, why do you care if I eat chicken man there's more for you now! Eat up!
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