Educator, Dinosaur Doctor, working to make the world a better place. Every now & then I say something funny.

The Moon
How do I tell my o*ra ring I am not doing the elliptical for 8 minutes at 4:45 every other morning?
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Habibi, welcome to Zanzibar
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Good morning 🌞
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Good morning beautiful
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Good morning world
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Up and looking and there’s no one around 🙄
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LMFAOOOO
Someone send this poor man a galaxy he is STRESSED LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
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Walk to the gym this morning is cold
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This season of bake-off ain’t hitting the same
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Dre retweeted
You nailed it.
PEOPLE WHO TREAT THEIR BIRTHDAY LIKE AN ORDINARY DAY OFTEN HAVE THESE 8 TRAITS: 1. They’re used to handling everything on their own.
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H*rox is really taking over every gym space. It’s got to be a tool of the AI to get people ready for forced labor camps
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Learned how to do transitions on tik tock. Hide your timelines 🤣🤣🤣
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Good morning world.
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Anyone use whoop?
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Dre retweeted
Yall think DC a good time now? Baby imagine brunch at Beacon or Front Page, going to Secrets or Marvin’s for a lil pregame, then Brixton for the walk through followed up by the grand finale at Park on 14th with work at 8am the next day. Good times….gooood fucking times 😭
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Did I miss the hole posting?
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Finally Friday
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Good morning world
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I do not go to bed early enough
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