Dad, Husband, Delaware attorney. Not yours. Opinions/Tweets very much my own.
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Taking my kids to visit my Dad's bench.
I miss him because he'd get such a kick out of this.
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Wow. It's been a whole year since we buried my Dad.
"Life goes on."
No, life doesn't stop.
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Johnny D. Law retweeted
What an amazing deal!!!!! I reset and added 10 in case anyone is a pencil fairy!! We can never have enough! #LawTwitter amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/XE…
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"you can't charge me with kidnapping Grandma. She's an adult! It'd be adultnapping!"
Future "raises reasonable doubt" kid here.
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I introduced my daughter to Charlie the Unicorn.
I love hearing her laugh like she's a young kid again.
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"Dad, why do memes get popular than die out? I think it's because people get tired of them."
Astute observation from an 8 year old.
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Meet up with your mutuals! Wonderful lunch w/ @zplerhop and @JamesHSLevine
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Lily, Under Pressure isn't by Imagine Dragons. It's by Queen and David Bowie
"They're basically the same thing!!"
My god, I have failed as a parent
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Selfishly reposting this, as Mrs. Fitzhugh is one of the best teachers my kid has ever had.
I love seeing this! Anyone can feel free to fight over my class list! I’ve started my 30th year of teaching middle school math:) amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/XE…
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Me: "Get off Mom."
Shelly, drinking a beer: "it sounds like a Dr. Seuss book."
Me: "Yup, it teaches the importance of commas."
Damn near made her spit out her beer.
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My kid: "Dad, what's a word that starts with Z and doesn't have any repeats"
Zip-ahh-dee-doo-dah
My wife: "Jesus Christ, John...."
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