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Base
We set all fees on our Launchpad to a FLAT 0%. NO MORE FEES. Whether you're launching on Robinhood, or a B20 token on Base, our launchpad now takes ZERO fees. You get the benefit of our verified contracts + liquidity locker, without any extra fees. Every launchpad should have zero fees in 2026...
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Which chain are you trading on? Base or Robinhood?
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It’s been awhile, how are the trenches these days?
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We still in here cooking?
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I got a genius idea. I’m gonna take 100% of my net worth and buy $XRP
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Are you ready to cock?
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I’ve been devving, talking to AI all day. I go out for a short walk. I see this. I’m go back inside.
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Which AI lab would you join if you had the choice? Anthropic? OpenAI? DeepSeek? Google? My pick would be Anthropic or DeepSeek. Those 2 are really eons ahead of any other lab.
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Maybe Fable saw that flag in your bio 😂
Been using Fable for some perfectly reasonable, non-biology, physics work. It has been doing amazing work so far for me. I'm a professor of Pathology at Stanford... working in cancer biology. Not developing megawatt laser weapons, not hacking quantum computer encryption, not doing anything nefarious except working on techniques for measuring things at the atomic level. My eventual bio-goal is the 3D dynamic code of DNA and how it relates to immune-cancer outcomes. Suddenly, Fable decides to hit a safety guardrail when it's almost finished (after 6 hours of work), after spending $100s of my credits. It terminates and forces me to hand over to Opus 4.8 or Sol. It doesn't even tell me "why" it hit a safety guard, so you could potentially protest or alter queries in the future. So now I am left wondering how "dumbed down" the result will be? And Anthropic wonders why their reputation continues to be sullied. Anthropic-- I want my credits back! @anthropicAI
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Love it! I guess I’m a far right extremist. Straight to JAIL
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The Cabal retweeted
I fear that this marks the end of a chapter in my crypto career, that being Base chain. It's become abundtantly clear that Base is and always was intended to be the "fed chain" that people used to call it. Memes are beneath Brian, the average trader is beneath him. The focus on Base is to be an extension of Coinbase, which is basically the corpo CEX of the world. I parsed out these quotes from his replies because they truly illustrate the corpo speak, this is not a CEO interested in the adoption of more traders. Institutional grade products and protocols, this is their target because that's what matters in Washington. It's meant to be a settlement layer where future CEFI institutions can transact on, their target is not us. With all that said, apart from the remaining bags I have on Base, I genuinely do not see a path forward. The only path is to simply leave, and based off Brian's replies he's not even going to notice it.
Regarding the recent buzz around my profile picture changes and some feelings that the Base community isn’t being supported enough: I appreciate the feedback (even if tough to hear) and I realize you wouldn't take the time to respond unless you cared. It seems I wasn't clear enough setting expectations for all of you, so let me try and do that now: please don’t follow my personal X account for investment advice or signals around individual coins. I’m simply posting things I find interesting or funny on the internet. I may not even be aware if there is a coin or project attached to the content I'm posting (you should assume I'm not, to be safe). My posts and profile pics are also not endorsements or commitments to anything. Base is our shot at building foundational infrastructure for financial services where we can all innovate together. That includes tokenized stocks, borrow/lend protocols, stablecoin payments, etc and yes even meme coin trading. I believe in economic freedom, and support you trading whatever you want. Just realize that if you're treating my X account as alpha, you are doing so at your own risk, against my wishes. I would never recommend this. On the topic of “support” from the Base team or Coinbase, there seems to be confusion around this too. There are many tokens we would like to list on our centralized exchange, but can't for compliance and regulatory reasons. If you want Jesse or me to pump your bags or shill certain coins, we're also not going to do that. Here is what we are committed to on support: we run in-person Base Batches and issue grants to high potential builders, Coinbase Ventures and the Base Ecosystem Fund also invest in the most promising companies building on Base, and we periodically integrate promising Base defi protocols into our products at Coinbase which enhances distribution. I might even mention something on X if I think it's interesting, but again, this is not investment advice. In general, we bias toward supporting projects that we believe will create long term customer value. You may like this approach or you may not, but either way hopefully it creates clarity going forward, so you can decide what you want to do. I respect your choice, either way. P.S. I still might post memes if I think they are funny! It's still not investment advice.
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The Cabal retweeted
In case you’re still hesitating. this bald fuck @brian_armstrong aka Brian faggotstrong, is telling you, very clearly, you all, users of his chain, to go fuck yourselves. If you haven’t bridged every penny you have from @base. now is the time to.
Regarding the recent buzz around my profile picture changes and some feelings that the Base community isn’t being supported enough: I appreciate the feedback (even if tough to hear) and I realize you wouldn't take the time to respond unless you cared. It seems I wasn't clear enough setting expectations for all of you, so let me try and do that now: please don’t follow my personal X account for investment advice or signals around individual coins. I’m simply posting things I find interesting or funny on the internet. I may not even be aware if there is a coin or project attached to the content I'm posting (you should assume I'm not, to be safe). My posts and profile pics are also not endorsements or commitments to anything. Base is our shot at building foundational infrastructure for financial services where we can all innovate together. That includes tokenized stocks, borrow/lend protocols, stablecoin payments, etc and yes even meme coin trading. I believe in economic freedom, and support you trading whatever you want. Just realize that if you're treating my X account as alpha, you are doing so at your own risk, against my wishes. I would never recommend this. On the topic of “support” from the Base team or Coinbase, there seems to be confusion around this too. There are many tokens we would like to list on our centralized exchange, but can't for compliance and regulatory reasons. If you want Jesse or me to pump your bags or shill certain coins, we're also not going to do that. Here is what we are committed to on support: we run in-person Base Batches and issue grants to high potential builders, Coinbase Ventures and the Base Ecosystem Fund also invest in the most promising companies building on Base, and we periodically integrate promising Base defi protocols into our products at Coinbase which enhances distribution. I might even mention something on X if I think it's interesting, but again, this is not investment advice. In general, we bias toward supporting projects that we believe will create long term customer value. You may like this approach or you may not, but either way hopefully it creates clarity going forward, so you can decide what you want to do. I respect your choice, either way. P.S. I still might post memes if I think they are funny! It's still not investment advice.
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The Cabal retweeted
Looks like the spy Robinhood sent to Coinbase has done his job faithfully. Let me tell you what the future holds. Coinbase is barely surviving by feeding off the stablecoin revenue it receives from Circle—but even that will soon be taken away. Robinhood has already eaten into Coinbase’s exchange market share, and it’s only going to take more. The end.
Regarding the recent buzz around my profile picture changes and some feelings that the Base community isn’t being supported enough: I appreciate the feedback (even if tough to hear) and I realize you wouldn't take the time to respond unless you cared. It seems I wasn't clear enough setting expectations for all of you, so let me try and do that now: please don’t follow my personal X account for investment advice or signals around individual coins. I’m simply posting things I find interesting or funny on the internet. I may not even be aware if there is a coin or project attached to the content I'm posting (you should assume I'm not, to be safe). My posts and profile pics are also not endorsements or commitments to anything. Base is our shot at building foundational infrastructure for financial services where we can all innovate together. That includes tokenized stocks, borrow/lend protocols, stablecoin payments, etc and yes even meme coin trading. I believe in economic freedom, and support you trading whatever you want. Just realize that if you're treating my X account as alpha, you are doing so at your own risk, against my wishes. I would never recommend this. On the topic of “support” from the Base team or Coinbase, there seems to be confusion around this too. There are many tokens we would like to list on our centralized exchange, but can't for compliance and regulatory reasons. If you want Jesse or me to pump your bags or shill certain coins, we're also not going to do that. Here is what we are committed to on support: we run in-person Base Batches and issue grants to high potential builders, Coinbase Ventures and the Base Ecosystem Fund also invest in the most promising companies building on Base, and we periodically integrate promising Base defi protocols into our products at Coinbase which enhances distribution. I might even mention something on X if I think it's interesting, but again, this is not investment advice. In general, we bias toward supporting projects that we believe will create long term customer value. You may like this approach or you may not, but either way hopefully it creates clarity going forward, so you can decide what you want to do. I respect your choice, either way. P.S. I still might post memes if I think they are funny! It's still not investment advice.
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No love for the trenches
Replying to @RuneCrypto_
I have nothing to do with that coin and honestly wasn't really following it (might have seen a few mentions). I'm focused on lots of things, but I'll admit, the trenches is not one of them. People are doing lots of things across Base, and Coinbase more broadly. So I'm not going to jump in and support a coin I have nothing to do with. Sorry to disappoint.
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Thanks for the response Brian. We talk shit about base but deep down we love it to death. ❤️
Regarding the recent buzz around my profile picture changes and some feelings that the Base community isn’t being supported enough: I appreciate the feedback (even if tough to hear) and I realize you wouldn't take the time to respond unless you cared. It seems I wasn't clear enough setting expectations for all of you, so let me try and do that now: please don’t follow my personal X account for investment advice or signals around individual coins. I’m simply posting things I find interesting or funny on the internet. I may not even be aware if there is a coin or project attached to the content I'm posting (you should assume I'm not, to be safe). My posts and profile pics are also not endorsements or commitments to anything. Base is our shot at building foundational infrastructure for financial services where we can all innovate together. That includes tokenized stocks, borrow/lend protocols, stablecoin payments, etc and yes even meme coin trading. I believe in economic freedom, and support you trading whatever you want. Just realize that if you're treating my X account as alpha, you are doing so at your own risk, against my wishes. I would never recommend this. On the topic of “support” from the Base team or Coinbase, there seems to be confusion around this too. There are many tokens we would like to list on our centralized exchange, but can't for compliance and regulatory reasons. If you want Jesse or me to pump your bags or shill certain coins, we're also not going to do that. Here is what we are committed to on support: we run in-person Base Batches and issue grants to high potential builders, Coinbase Ventures and the Base Ecosystem Fund also invest in the most promising companies building on Base, and we periodically integrate promising Base defi protocols into our products at Coinbase which enhances distribution. I might even mention something on X if I think it's interesting, but again, this is not investment advice. In general, we bias toward supporting projects that we believe will create long term customer value. You may like this approach or you may not, but either way hopefully it creates clarity going forward, so you can decide what you want to do. I respect your choice, either way. P.S. I still might post memes if I think they are funny! It's still not investment advice.
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Sorry to break it to you…. If you are not a dev or not trying to become one already… You are already part of the permanent underclass, you just don’t know it yet, slave.
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Another Dev level up milestone: Ship your first npm package. Now we cookin.
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Here is an example of AI slop / rage bait. Long shit like this I just don’t read, mark as spam, block the account. This is X not fuckigg Reddit, get that shit outta here
In fact half the people I meet in beach clubs in St Tropez / Marbella are doing exactly this: one year it’s crypto, then an Amazon brand, then an AI lead-gen agency, then solar panels or some subsidised renovation business. Make €1m here, €2m there, shut it down when the margins disappear, spend six months travelling, then come back with the next “coup.” I used to think this was just unserious entrepreneurship, but some of them have become genuinely very good at it. Their real business isn’t crypto, AI or solar panels. It’s being early. They spot a new distribution channel, regulatory distortion, shortage or wave of hype before everyone else, build something around it very quickly, then leave before the market gets crowded. There’s no attachment to the product or industry because the company is only the vehicle. What actually compounds is the cash, contacts, execution speed and instinct for where the next trade will be. The old founder wanted to build one company that would outlive him. The new one wants enough wins that he never has to depend on one company at all.
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Yessssss A couple of self fart smelling nepo babies got given millions to do fuck all and now they keep on praising this BS chain. Why are we letting VC money prey on Retail? This is exactly what Base is…. A place where SF VC money can scam the global Retail. Disgusting.
Only people left defending anything on the blue chain are the guys who got funded by ventures or the guys w utility coins with charts that are -99% and $400 of volume past 24h 😭😂
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