For the love of God, just let me shitpost in peace.
Hello computer,
Find every Amazon purchase I ever made.
Call the number of the manufacturer.
Say you鈥檙e not satisfied.
Request a refund.
If they decline, threaten to leave a bad review.
If they decline, find the CEO鈥檚 phone number and ask him for a refund.
Now, repeat the same process for items I never even purchased and see if you can get them to send me money.
If they ask for a recipient, generate an image of one and send that.
Do not stop until you鈥檝e collected $1 million in refunds.